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27.6s
I just thought that someone should know. I don't know how this works. I'm probably gonna jump off an overpass in front of a semi, so-- Or a U-Haul. Not a bus. I'm not gonna be a dick and make people watch. But it has to be big. It's gotta be so big that it just-- Done. Kills me. Lights out. 'Cause if it just maims me and I'm like-- Well, how's that good for anyone? Then I gotta find a nurse to smother me. How am I gonna get across "smothering" if I'm-- We don't need to get caught up in the minutia. I just thought that an adult-- You should know.
The Edge of Seventeen
22.5s
I should go in there and be like, "Excuse me, where are the beta fish? Also, could you put your penis inside me?" Oh! Not you. God. What if you actually did that? What if you lost your virginity in a Petland? I think it'd be kind of nice. All the little tropical fish watching. It'd be kind of spiritual. [laughs] [school bell rings]
The Edge of Seventeen
24.5s
[line ringing] [ringtone] Hello? Sorry. Um, I just took some medicine. I'll call after it kicks in. Wait. What's wrong? Are you-- Are you sick? No, I'm fine. I'm not. No. Medicine. Like-- Like an antidepressant, whatever. They gave them to me when my dad died. I was only on them for a month though. People take them all the time. It's totally normal.
The Edge of Seventeen