What about the minions I've sent back? - That alone should guarantee my entry. - How many times have I told you? That's not the way this works. Why, haven't I served him enough?
Constantine
11.7s
I've been seeing some unusual soul traffic lately. You might consider giving me an extension. I could do your side some good these days. You still trying to buy your way into heaven?
Constantine
37.9s
Well, I could offer something about how a shepherd leads even the most wayward of his flock, but it might sound disingenuous. She has to have a Catholic funeral, Father. She has to. - Angela, it's still considered a mortal sin. - She didn't commit suicide. The bishop believes otherwise. You know the rules. Oh, rules. Father. David. This is Isabel. God was the only one she ever believed loved her. Please. I'm sorry.
Constantine
2.2s
I'm flattered.
Constantine
35.5s
A demon just attacked me, right out in the open on Figueroa. They don't like you, John. How many have you deported back to hell? Not some angry half-breed, Midnite. A full-fledged demon, here, on our plane. Clearly I do not have to remind you that is impossible. And yesterday I saw a soldier demon trying to chew its way out through a little girl. Listen, John, demons stay in hell, angels in heaven... The great detente of the original superpowers. Thanks for the history lesson, Midnite. You've been a tremendous help. Now...
Constantine
13.5s
I see now. Your health is bad for other reasons. How long? A few months, maybe a year. I thought I heard thunder last night. Must have been Satan's stomach growling.
Constantine
9s
Perhaps peddling forgeries has ended up being bad for your health. Midnite, Jesus... I thought the thing was authentic.
Constantine
6.2s
Well, I am most certain you did not come here for a sympathetic shoulder to cry on.
Constantine
5.4s
You're the one soul he'd come up here himself to collect. So I've heard.
Constantine
3.4s
- You have news. Yes. - Yes, I spoke with the bishop.
Constantine
3.4s
No, I'm out of that now. I've been too busy.
Constantine
2.1s
- Father. - Hi.
Constantine
1.8s
Two frogs on a bench.
Constantine
4.1s
If I can get...? It's a bear, though, right? Or two ducks in a cloud?
Constantine
24.7s
I know where you're going, John. You're going to Midnite's. You're supposed to wait in the cab. It's a haven for those who rise and fall. I remember reading about this, John. - You read too much, kid. It's a bar. - It's a bar? It's a bar. Papa Midnite is a crusader for good. He swore the oath of neutrality. - John, the man's a legend. - Yeah. Can you please get me into this bar, John, please? I'm begging you, John, please?
Constantine
4.1s
Should've minded your own business, exorcist.
Constantine
5s
- Sure, you can get in. - I can get in? If you can get in.
Constantine
1m14s
Hello? Hello. Hello? Hey. Hey, buddy, got a light?