And that includes fucking me in the ass! So there!
American Pie 2
23.3s
You know, you may be Jimbo or Jumbo... or Jimbodinny to these guys in here, but... I want you to know there are two people... who still remember where James Emanuel Levenstein came from. We're awful proud of you, son. Thanks, Dad. Don't forget your penis cream.
American Pie 2
7.6s
So my entire stockpile is wasted... and I look ridiculous!
American Pie 2
2.4s
- That's your brother? - Yes.
American Pie 2
1.7s
Excuse me.
American Pie 2
1.9s
Come on.
American Pie 2
9.3s
Oh, shit! Shit!
American Pie 2
4.6s
I can't! I can't! I'm glued! I'm glued!
American Pie 2
2.3s
- Poison control. - Hello?
American Pie 2
2.1s
We'll see how things go.
American Pie 2
13.5s
I'm sorry. I was... It was just... an old habit... a friend kiss. Are you sure? Vic, why wouldn't I wanna be friends with you? Look, we'll... we'll just do this, okay?
American Pie 2
22.5s
Please don't take this the wrong way... but you're... you're everything that I used to want. And as much as I may really... really regret what I'm about to do... there's somebody else I want to be with. You want the band geek? Nadia...
American Pie 2
25.3s
I need a drink. Why is everybody taking a piss right now? - Line's too long. I ain't gonna make it. - You'll be okay. Relax. Hey, bro. Hey, man, you're the guy who boned Stifler's mom. - Hey, you are a god. - Holy shit, dude. If I didn't have to hold my dick 'cause I gotta piss, I would shake your hand. - I'm honored, guys. - Don't leave. You must teach me. How? How?
American Pie 2
1.3s
Whoa.
American Pie 2
3.4s
Well, this one time at band camp...
American Pie 2
1.8s
What a coincidence.
American Pie 2
14.3s
I got stuck playing this trombone. And I can't play anything at all. So I totally sucked. And everyone thought I was this Petey guy... but I didn't know what to think, so I just kept playing and playing... and I didn't know what I was doing. It was so funny!
