Next year with you going to Ann Arbor... and me going to Ithaca, it's not gonna work, is it? No. Don't say that. I mean, we could make it work. - It'll be perfect. - No, Kevin.
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- Okay. - All right.
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Oh! I almost forgot. I, uh, I bought some magazines. Do you just want to flip to the center section?
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It's your turn.
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Victoria, I love you. I love you.
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It's gonna be fun. You know it's just gonna be some crappy band and stupid decorations. You're just saying that because prom's a week away and you don't have a date. No, no, no. I don't want a date. Finch is goin' stag and... so am I. God, he's like so... refined. - You think that older woman thing is true? Yeah, it's true. It was Stifler's mom.
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Fellas! What's goin' on? Fellas! What's goin' on? Sherman. Not much. Just, uh, scopin' the babes. Indeed! Some fine ladies here, boys. Confidence is high. Repeat. Confidence is high. Sherman is movin' to DEFCON 2. - Full strategic arsenal ready for deployment. - Hey! You have somethin' goin' tonight, Sherman? You see that Central chick, Bernette? - Um, no. - No. She's around. Seems she's taken a liking to me. Fellas, it's time she experienced... the Shermanator. Yeah, okay, Sherman. Whatever. I'm a sophisticated sex robot sent back through time... to change the future for one lucky lady. - Go get 'em, tiger. I'll be back!
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- Another party sultan! - How ya doin'? Welcome to Stifler's Palace of Love, fellas. - The keg's back there! Enjoy! - Yeah. Vicky, Jessica! Great to see you. Glad you could make it. Haha, bitches! - Sherman! - Hey! What the fuck are you doin' here?
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- # It's been one week since you looked at me # # Cocked your head to the side and said, I'm angry # That's number five and six for the Stif-meister! Yeah. Oops! - Holy! - H-Hey! Nadia! Buenos d�as. Glad you could make it. I'll be back for you later.
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# At last # # My love # # Has come along # # My lonely days # - # Are over # - That's great! # And life is like a song # # Oh, yeah, yeah # # At last # See ya later. # The stars above ## We're here for the party. What party? There's no party.
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- Hopeless. - Completely. - Hi. - Hey, Vic. Oh, shit. Guys... Guys... There's Nadia and she just looked at me. - She just looked at me. - Well, why don't you go talk to her?
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Yeah. Yeah, you're right, Kev. I should just go talk to her.
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Yeah, I could do that. Sure. Sure. Kev? Kev? Ke...
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Thanks, uh, Heather, right? Yeah. So, you've got this sort of Frank Sinatra thing going on. Right. I feel like I've discovered this whole new side of me. I mean, uh, music is so expressive. Okay. I mean, I agree, but... aren't you supposed to be out, like, trying to decapitate someone... - with your lacrosse stick or something? - Oh, sure. Sure. You know, I know what people think. It's like, "Oz, he's just this kick-ass lacrosse player." You know, I also play football, by the way, but that's, like, - that's not all that I am, you know? - Of course, I didn't... I mean, it really bothers me when people try to pigeonhole me like that. You? You think I don't get that? God, it's like just because I don't get drunk and barf every weekend... that people say, "Oh, look. There's this Goody Two-Shoes choirgirl priss." Yeah. So, like, what else do you do? Well, the same things you do, like hang out with friends and stuff. - Why? What do you think I do? - Oh, I... I just realized that I don't know anything about you. - I was interested. - Oh, well, what do you want to know? You know, stuff... about you.
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I think I should. Allow me.
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- # If you believe in magic # - # Ooh, magic # # Don't you bother to choose if it's jug band music or rhythm and blues # # Just go and listen It will start with a smile # # That won't wipe off your face no matter how hard you try # # Your feet start tappin' and you can't seem to find how you got there # # Do you believe in magic ## # Scooby-dooby doo bah scoo-scooby-dooby dooby-dooby doo bah # # Yeah, magic ## What was that? - Uh, sorry. - No, it was good.
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- I cannot believe this. - Come on, guys. You know, we should be happy for Sherman.