I left you like... like three messages after prom. Really? You didn't think I was weird... because of the way I acted that night? Weird, no. Surprising, yes. I get nasty when I'm horny. That's kind of why I'm here.
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Not now! Come back later. Go!
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2.4s
And I have gigantic balls!
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My name is Petey! Thank you!
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Fellas, nice pad. Good view, but... the Sherminator sensors detect no female life forms in the vicinity. High likelihood of a sausage fest in progress. The girls are coming. I made some calls.
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This just won't do.
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Guys.
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Are you kidding me?
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Hey, hey, hey. Come back here! - I wanna talk to you! - You are so sweet. He is special.
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Well, Michèle has confirmed it. - I suck. - What? I gotta get some practice. Don't worry about it. I mean, that's why we got the house, Jimbo. We plop a keg on the deck and the girls come in off the beach. It's like a hummingbird feeder. - You think so? - I know so. Guaranteed hotties.
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You're really here? Oh, shoot! We're not supposed to have visitors...
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The Sherminator's got a point, Kev. Since when do you start listening to the Sherminator? Since he made me realize there's an abundance of wiener here. I mean, look around, dude. All right, now it's your turn. Come on. There's nothing to tell.
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He's my bitch.
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2s
That's a lot of flutes.
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Come on, honey. You can do it. Come on, Petey. What the hell.
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'cause this one time, here... this kid had these cookies... Let me guess. A bear came. Cool. It's like you know all our stories.
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Don't touch me while I'm tantric. "Tantric?" What the fuck is tantric? It's a Buddhist discipline. You learn to channel your body's energies... your chakras. When you can do that, you can have sex for hours, even days. And this stuff's for real? It's been around for centuries. With tantra you can make an entire session of sex... feel like one giant orgasm. Eventually, you can sustain that feeling by meditating. - Maybe you can teach me sometime? - Very doubtful. - True. - Come on, Jim. - You can't possibly be that bad. - Oh, no? No way. I guess there's only one person that really knows for sure, huh? Oh, yeah? Where is she this summer?
