Before you go to Ann Arbor to pick up Heather... I wanna show you what you're missing.
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- Stifler's mom. - Hey, Finchy. How did you know I was here? I called a couple of weeks ago. Didn't Steven tell you that I was gonna drop by sometime? I guess it slipped his mind.
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See what they are today, dude. See what they are today. Okay, here we go. Moment of truth.
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- You want to get it on? - You better clear your schedule.
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All right. You stupid fuck!
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Mary, would I do that? - My name's Christy. - Christy, right. Beautiful name. Like it matters. Hey, how you doing? Howdy-howdy, fuckin' partners! Johnny C., how's it going? Good to see you.
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Everything in. Let's go. Pony up. Dog Years awaits. Yeah, I do. Yeah, I do. - I have a girlfriend now. - Yeah, you do. - She's my girlfriend. - All right, Jimbo. Let's go! Let's go! - Where's Shitbreak? - The movies. - Took the bus. - Coffee. Wait a second. Who the fuck was in that car?
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Oh, Finchy, I missed you.
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How about some more of Stifmeister's collegiate concoction? This thing is like half alcohol. You're just trying to get me drunk.
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- Wanna dance? - Yeah. We'll be back. Come on now, baby.
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Hey, fuckface. - Mornin', dude. - Come on, Ozzy. It's show time.
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Oh, shit! Do we got an exam today? - Are you kiddin' me? - Bullshit.
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Weird.
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- Bitchin'. - Out of control.
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- Best summer ever, huh, fellas? - Absolutely. - Sorry things didn't work out for you. - You kiddin'? Things are great.
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Yes! I'm never even gonna think about political science again. Hey. How'd you do? - Fine. - Yeah? Can't believe I'm going abroad for summer. Last thing I need is more classes. - You're gonna have a great time. - Hello, summer!