Hey, Steve, look what I found. - Dude, don't touch the shirt. - Just look.
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2.8s
- I'm gonna miss you. - I'll miss you.
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6.5s
I can't believe those two girls, Kevin. Jim, it's not a big deal. They toyed with my emotions.
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1.8s
The joke's on Finch!
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2s
Petey?
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1.9s
Sons of bitches.
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2.2s
How's this for a band camp story?
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2.2s
Hey, I remember you.
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5.3s
Thank you. Thank you. Our next soloist will be Michèle Flaherty.
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2s
I'll be right back.
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32.8s
I am lucky lady? That's right, Nadia. You've been targeted for Shermination. Come with me if you want to live. Help! - Fuck me, geek! - Affirmative! No fuckin' way! - Forget it. - Like you have a chance.
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2.2s
It's exactly like old times.
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5.7s
- You suck, retard. - I'm not retarded. I'm a very special boy.
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49.9s
Brilliant. You found lesbians. Good luck trying to break through that force field. - Lesbians? - We never said that. - What? - We never said that. Oh, man. I will do anything... anything... to sleep with you chicks. Okay? I'll grab every guy's ass in this room. I'll caress it, even. I'll shave some ass if they need it. Oh, yeah. You heard me. It's true. I'll kiss everybody here. Dudes, chicks, everybody. Because I am comfortable with my sexuality. Oh, yeah.