There he is. Morning, Jimbo. How's the twig and giggleberries, man? Oh, very colorful. My dick looks like a paint-by-numbers. You're the only guy I know whose dick needs an instruction manual.
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- I gotta prepare. - Here we go. - Great. Stifler's mom is here? - This could be a disaster.
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33.4s
Doctor, my son has a party in seven days... and there's a young lady coming... that he's been waiting to... he's been waiting to get with. I'd tell your son to keep his pants on during that party. Oh, yes. Believe me, I will be doing that. It goes without saying. But if his pants... decide to come off during the party... could he have full use of his... penis? Okay.
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But I'd really love it if you stayed here. I think you should stay and have fun at the party. Good for you, Jim. Of course I will stay. That's great... That's my nipples! She just loves my nipples.
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3.9s
Not unless Stifler's mom drives a moped. Moped?
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11.1s
What's the big deal with Nadia, anyway? I mean, okay... so she's 50,000 times hotter than most girls... but come on, it's just sex.
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2.8s
My lady has arrived.
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21.1s
That was it. Right there. That was a pure tantric moment. The fiicus, the water... it was all erotic. One more stimulant, I would have had full release. Finch, stay the fuck away from that fiicus. That's a jizz-free fiicus.
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3s
Beach party's in a week. Nadia's coming.
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It's just, I'm not gonna be ready... I mean, the party won't be ready until Saturday.
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I that a loofah, or are you just glad to see me? What the hell.
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13.1s
You know, Jim... I think we should keep your mother in the dark about the incident tonight. I think the whole glue thing might get her a little queasy. I don't know how I get myself into these things.
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8.6s
I'm gonna be right back. Is that okay? - Okay. - Nadia... who's in my room. Now. Holy shit.
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4.4s
I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner... but we just started seeing each other a few weeks ago.
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1.5s
Oh, shit!
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But thanks for understanding. You've been really cool. I mean, between this and... you know...
