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Fuck! Did you see that? They just looked over at us. Oh, shit! Oh, shit! What's going on? No, no, no. Maybe it was just a coincidence. I will look again. Are you ready? No! Don't make eye contact. That's how you spook them. No, that's how you spook a bear. That's right. That is how you spook a bear. I apologize. But if you are gonna look, maybe do like a fake laugh. A fake laugh? Okay, good. Yeah.
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent
16.7s
No, no. I can't drive on acid. I can't drive on acid. You have to drive on acid. You are a better driver than me. How do you know that? Because I read that you did all of your own driving stunts in gone in 60 seconds. Well, that's true. I popped some good wheelies, right? The wheelies are amazing. Now drive the car! They're coming! Let's go!
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent
38.2s
Oh, no, what happened? Oh, she's mad at me because we watched. Cabinet of Dr. Caligari together and she hated it, which I find odd, given how mature her taste normally is. Wait, you're surprised your teenage daughter didn't wanna watch an insane 100-year-old German film with you? Yes. Oh, my god. Okay. Well, it's not just that. You know, she's never read Mary shelley, or Jane Austen, or even twain. What a little philistine. Should we disown her? She thought Humphrey bogart was a porn star. Yeah... What, really? Yeah. That's disappointing. Unless there is a porn star called Humphrey bogart. That would work, wouldn't it? Humphrey. Hump.
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent