I'’d rather be flensed and flayed than spend another hour with Forge Fitzwilliam. The man is insufferable.
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♪ Not fortune found Nor fate divine♪ ♪ Come close to toping The juice of the vine♪ ♪ With cherry crew We sip and sway♪ ♪ Let'’s tip the tankard And waste the day♪ Oi! Stop that singing!
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The Absolution Council is tomorrow.
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Don'’t be like that.
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Kira wasn'’t the only new recruit. We also added Simon, a so-so sorcerer, and a con man named Forge, who pushed us to aim even higher.
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Fly, bird, fly!
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Holga?
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Is that...
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Where do you think Forge took her? I can'’t see him leaving the Sword Coast. Forge always liked cities.
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Been empty for a while.
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Any sign of Kira?
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-Oh. -Mmm. Mmm. Mmm! Mmm. These last years must have been dreadful, but I tell you what, I did think you'’d serve longer. Oh! Uh, we-- We got an... early release. Good behavior.Yeah, behaving good. Ah. I see. Well, welcome. Welcome back.
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It'’s nice to see that Forge hasn'’t lost his sense of modesty.
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But I didn'’t know that Red Wizards marked their treasure.
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I did.
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Right? Holga. You left your tribe to be with a man who left you because you were so upset about leaving your tribe. And if you quit now, that'’s in stone! Same with you, Simon. You'’re a petty thief masquerading as a pettier sorcerer. You gonna go back to your show?It'’s better than dying. There'’s worse things than dying. And, Doric, you have integrity, and I am sure the last thing you want to do is tell the Emerald Enclave that you had a chance to save them but you walked away. Hey, You'’re quick to call us failures. What about you, Ed? Me? I'’m the champion of failures! I lost everything that ever mattered to me and it was all my fault.
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Move over.
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-The helmet? -I'’ve been at it for hours! I can'’t get past the old bastard! I said I couldn'’t attune. Now I'’m the prat! What'’s the racket? He'’s having a little trouble with the helm. Come on, Simon, just do it. Oh. yeah, okay. Yeah. Thanks, Holga. I'’ll just do it. This is exactly what I told you would happen back at the tavern, but you wouldn'’t listen.What do you mean, you told him? He said to keep it between us for morale. I--Do you know why? Because he is the most pigheaded person I'’ve ever known! You talk us into doing things you know won'’t work, and then you blame us when it goes pear-shaped! If you can'’t attune, we'’ll figure out a Plan B. Plan B? We dug up my family. We went to the Underdark for that helmet. And you knew the whole time that he couldn'’t use it? You humans. You just can'’t help but lie. I didn'’t lie. I really thought Simon could do it. Guys, look. We got a couple hours till the games begin. This is what we do. We pivot. Instead of dwelling on what went wrong and who lied to whom, let'’s put our heads together and figure out a plan! I'’m gonna figure out my way home. I can'’t believe I put my faith in any of you. Yeah, I'’m going too. Sorry about Kira.