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- Whoo! Yes! - Oh, so pumped. Dan, we can't just up and go to Vegas. I mean-- And why Vegas? I know it's not Europe, but there's a Venice and an Eiffel Tower. You know what? I bet you we can get last-minute Adele tickets. - You love Adele. - [sighs deeply] You love Adele. Of course I love Adele. Who doesn't love Adele? - I love Adele. - Everybody loves Adele. She's got the voice of a freaking angel. Come on, Jess. What is holding us back? Who are you? I mean, I don't even recognize you. [chuckles] Well, you're gonna love him. He's crazy in bed. - Oh. Oh. - [gasps] Ooh. Are you sure it's not Tuesday? You deserve a break. And I think this could be really good for us as a family. And we're driving there? Well, nothing brings a family together like a road trip.
The Family Plan
23.4s
Where are we even going? [mother] Vegas? - We're going to Las Vegas today? - Well, you said you wanted... - Now? - ...to be more spontaneous. I heard you. And Jorge said I could take a few days off. - Is Jorge the one that does... - [Kyle grunting] - ...hydromassages on Tuesdays? - No, Mrs. Kessler. Jorge is Dan's boss. Is Dan giving me a hydromassage? No, Mrs. Kessler. There's no massages today. No. The kids have a long weekend, and they're pumped. Right, guys? Guys, tell your mom how pumped you are for this trip.
The Family Plan
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[Kyle] Mom, when we're in Vegas, - can I go to HyperX? - No, you're not going to a strip club. - It's not a strip club. - Why are you laughing? - You're not gambling, Nina. - [chuckles] - Do you have a fake ID? - I'm not being-- No. - Dan! - [pop music playing] [Dan] Hey, Hal. Nice wheels. - She just come in? - Yeah. I was thinking about opening her up a little bit. Oh, man. I tell you what. She wants to go fast. Cars are like chicks, man. - Yes! Right. - Get her on the freeway. You open her up. And you get a ticket, it's on me.
The Family Plan