- I wonder what's going on in your mind. - [laughs] It's just-- I don't know. Another blast from the past. Oh. You think you can still do it? No. Not unless I wanted to end up in the hospital. It's just-- [inhales sharply] It's funny to think how different my life would be if I hadn't torn my ACL. - Well, do you want it to be different? - No. God, no. It's just-- [inhales sharply] You know, it's just strange. You've never even met that version of me. You just know Jessica, the physical therapist. Well, I love every version of you. - Yeah? - Yeah. Especially that keg stand one. - It was so freaking hot. - [laughs] - Yeah? - Oh, my God.
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- Yeah. - I am such an idiot. This is why you're so secretive, why you never wanna go anywhere. [stammers] Why-- Why you're so weird about social media. Why you're s-- you're so anti-technology. Well, with facial recognition software, I had no choice. Plus, I really do think that social media is fundamentally disgusting and gross. - [sighs] God. - But now that they found us, what happens? I got it figured out.
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Are we good?
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Thanks. [laughs]
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[sighs]
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Look at you, playing the family man. - I'm not playing. This is my life. - Hmm. You see any sign of trouble on your way in?
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[announcer 2] Doesn't get much closer than that. Kyllboi! Kyllboi! That's right. - [crowd chanting] Kyllboi! - [announcer 2] Give it up!
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Look, Jess. [exhales deeply] There's something that I need to tell you.
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Hey, bro. Everyone I know is talking about what Kyllboi did at HyperX last night. - Really? - Yeah. [chuckles] Kyle. Less talking, more tying, okay?
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Kyllboi, it's just you and me.
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What are you doing? [chuckles] I'm posting about our trip. Look, do we really need to be posting and tweeting and TikToking? In my day, road trips were all about interaction. No, Dad. Please. I can't deal with a dad lecture right now. You literally don't even know how to text, so your opinion doesn't count. I'm serious. This should be a device-free vacation, okay? Give them up, now. - Wh-- What? - [Dan] Seriously. - [Jess] What? - Give it up. Now. - Jess, a little help? - Okay, you heard him. Hand 'em over.
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Okay.
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What I was saying was-- [server, in French]
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[grunts] Dan?
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Mood.
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- I'm sorry. Sorry. - No, no, no. Now's not the time. You're right. Now is the time to nut up and get ready for the near-death adrenaline rush of Buffalo's 1998 winner of the fourth-finest roller coaster. - I know. I know. It's good. - Do you think you can handle it? Do you think I can still handle it? [screaming] Baby! - You're so crazy! - You know I love you! - I love you! - Yeah! [screaming, laughing] - [screams] Whoa! - [screaming]
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How are you doing this? No, no, no. No, don't-- [sighs]