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What, like you buy your friends? - Look, Samir is a business associate. - Oh, yeah. - Look. At least they're talking. - [Nina] Do you wanna tell Mom and Dad - about all your business endeavors? - I don't give a-- I've got a question for you, Mr. Spontaneous. Without our phones, how are we gonna know where we're going?
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24.7s
[Kyle] Mom, when we're in Vegas, - can I go to HyperX? - No, you're not going to a strip club. - It's not a strip club. - Why are you laughing? - You're not gambling, Nina. - [chuckles] - Do you have a fake ID? - I'm not being-- No. - Dan! - [pop music playing] [Dan] Hey, Hal. Nice wheels. - She just come in? - Yeah. I was thinking about opening her up a little bit. Oh, man. I tell you what. She wants to go fast. Cars are like chicks, man. - Yes! Right. - Get her on the freeway. You open her up. And you get a ticket, it's on me.
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19.8s
If this is a joke, it's not funny. It's not a joke. We're going on a family road trip. We need maps. Dude, why don't you just, like, you know-- [imitates beeping] Yeah, Dad. Why? Because he was trying to promote familial bonding... - [Jess] Mm-hmm. - ...through the forcible removal of technology. Look, I need travel help. Isn't this what you do? [sighs] Not for a long time.
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17.3s
[gasps] [giggling] - [Jess shouting] - [Nina] No, no, no. Dad. - No way you just did that. What? - Oh, my God, Dad. I've just freed our family from the shackles of technology - with a flick of my wrist. Just like that. - [Kyle] Stop the car. And trust me, it's gonna bring us all closer together. Just you wait. You've lost your mind. - [Jess] Oh, my God. - Whatever. I'll just buy myself a new one.
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35.6s
- So, Kyllboi, huh? - Hmm. Why didn't you tell us? [stammers] I knew you'd never get it, that you'd just freak out and ban me for even longer. - Here you go. - I wasn't trying to punish you, you know. We just wanted you to have other interests. Make some friends. Be a little bit more normal. I-- I have friends. Okay? Thousands of them. People like me when I'm Kyllboi, okay? I-- I like me. But when I'm Kyle, I-I'm too shy to talk to girls. You know, I'm-- I'm-- I'm not good enough to make the baseball team. I-I'm a nobody. [chuckles] But when I'm Kyllboi, I'm good, Dad. Like-- Like pro-level good.
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27.8s
- [stammers] Let me show you. - Show me what? - [Kyle] What I can do. - Laser tag? - [stammers] - You can't be serious. Single combat, okay? I-I-If I win, I get to start gaming again. If you win, the ban remains. What, I don't get anything? [stammers] Okay, fine. What do you want? A catch. Like we used to. You and me in the backyard, throwing a ball every day for six months. [laughs] Dad, I'm-- I'm not 12. Well, you're gonna smoke me anyway. Right, Mr. Brains and Reflexes? Fine. Good luck. You are so screwed.
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