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Oh. We're actually gonna go as a group, so you can go ahead. - Oh, yeah. - Oh. Eighteen years. Can you believe it? It's nuts we keep coming back here every year for Twisted Cyclone. What? No, no. I meant 18 years married. And I thought you loved this tradition. - I do! I do. - Are you sure? I did. I just-- I don't know, you're such a creature of habit. I love that about you. You know, we make, uh, tacos on Wednesdays-- - Well, Tuesday, everybody's doing it. - And we have sex on Thursdays. If we can get the kids out of the house. - I know. I know. - We gotta get them out more if we want more time. No one makes a better weekly planner than you do, but... [inhales deeply] ...I don't know. Maybe I just wanna be a little bit more spontaneous and travel, or-- I kind of feel like we don't really go anywhere. Well, I mean-- Well, we got the kids, and they got school, they got routines and friends-- - Oh, what friends? - And just all that type of stuff. Kyle has one friend which, by the way, he never even invites over. Yeah, but he's a human with a pulse. - I'll take it. - [chuckles] God. - Nina's the one I'm worried about. - I know. - She's so anti-establishment. - Mm-hmm. - She's anti the system. She's anti-- - Anti me. Oh, come on. You know it's true. [both sighing]
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Where are we even going? [mother] Vegas? - We're going to Las Vegas today? - Well, you said you wanted... - Now? - ...to be more spontaneous. I heard you. And Jorge said I could take a few days off. - Is Jorge the one that does... - [Kyle grunting] - ...hydromassages on Tuesdays? - No, Mrs. Kessler. Jorge is Dan's boss. Is Dan giving me a hydromassage? No, Mrs. Kessler. There's no massages today. No. The kids have a long weekend, and they're pumped. Right, guys? Guys, tell your mom how pumped you are for this trip.
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- Whoo! Yes! - Oh, so pumped. Dan, we can't just up and go to Vegas. I mean-- And why Vegas? I know it's not Europe, but there's a Venice and an Eiffel Tower. You know what? I bet you we can get last-minute Adele tickets. - You love Adele. - [sighs deeply] You love Adele. Of course I love Adele. Who doesn't love Adele? - I love Adele. - Everybody loves Adele. She's got the voice of a freaking angel. Come on, Jess. What is holding us back? Who are you? I mean, I don't even recognize you. [chuckles] Well, you're gonna love him. He's crazy in bed. - Oh. Oh. - [gasps] Ooh. Are you sure it's not Tuesday? You deserve a break. And I think this could be really good for us as a family. And we're driving there? Well, nothing brings a family together like a road trip.
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What happened to chess club? Um... [stammers] It was canceled today. - Right-- Right, Samir? - You don't pay me to lie. - You pay him? - No, I-- [stammers] [stammers] Um, you don't need to-- It's-- - I-- I can explain. - [Dan] Get in the car. - I-- [sighs] - Get in the car. [Dan] Let's go now.
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[chuckles] - Don't you ever try anything like that. - [Nina] Mom, that was-- that was awesome, actually. I-- [chuckles, stammers] "Beer me"? [chuckles] Mmm. Let's get, uh, out of here before I get too competitive - and start kicking ass at beer pong. - Oh, my God. I wonder what that looks like. [tour guide] I hope you all enjoyed seeing the library. First time for me too. [laughs] - Hey, guys. Look. There's a tour. - [tour guide] And you know... Let's slip in the back and pretend like we were a part of the group all along. - Do we have to? - [Dan] Yeah. We're here to support your sister. If you're questioning that, you get to strap on Max. - Let's go. - Next up, we'll head on over to visit our state-of-the-art athletic facilities.
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[Nina] I'm sorry that I ratted you out. It's just, it drives me crazy that you get away with so much, and I get yelled at constantly just because you guys don't get Trevor. [stammers] We get Trevor. - We don't like Trevor. - Why? Ever since you've been dating him, you've been like a completely different person.
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