Hey, Maxie. - First road trip. - Yeah. [chuckles] Max, you excited? Five hours on a plane, or 33 hours in a car? I choose 33 hours. - [babbles] - [Jess] Da!
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14.4s
- [Jess] Whoa. Jesus. - Oh, my God. Jesus. Dad. - Easy there, lead-foot. - Sorry about that. Think a squirrel or something jumped out in front of me. [babbles] [tires squealing] Oh, my God. - Where on earth are you taking us? - What? Oh, no. This is a shortcut, honey. You never take it?
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13.9s
[Jess] Do we have snacks? [Dan] Let's just get out there on the road, and then we can make a stop and-- I think I'm gonna take a shortcut. Save us a little bit of time. [Jess] What?
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5.5s
Go, go, go! - Whoa. Shit. - It's a shortcut. You never take Elmwood? - Shit. - [giggles]
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1.4s
[Dan] All right. We're off.
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1.8s
[laptop beeping]
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2.4s
- [screams] - [brakes squealing]
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1.8s
[grunting]
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2.2s
[grunting]
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1.7s
[screams]
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1.2s
[babbles]
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15.2s
You ever hear of Kyusho Jitsu? - Kyusho what? [breathes heavily] - Kyusho Jitsu. It's a 13th-century martial art that uses pressure points to inflict extreme pain without permanent damage. [stammers] How do you even know about that? Well, maybe there's more to your old man than you thought.
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19.4s
Nina, you gotta let go of these stereotypical-- [groans, cries] [screaming] [groans, crying] [Nina] How was that for "stereotypical," you unbearably pompous, bloviating piece of sanctimonious shit? [crying, groaning] - Smile. - [shutter clicks]
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10.8s
Honey, what happened? He's an asshole. That's what happened. "Monogamy is just a construct"-- Who even says that? - Trevor. - [sighs] Oh, baby. I'm so sorry. Can we just go? Ah, that's a great idea, honey. Let's go.
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7.7s
Look, I'm sorry. [stammers] You know, when I was your age, I-- [sobs] You don't need another dad lecture, do you? [breathing heavily]
