I just took it too far. - I got too comfortable. Too safe. - Mmm. - And that probably came across as boring... - Well... - ...and maybe neglectful... - ...for what it's worth... - ...I'll never do that again. - ...I really like both Dans. - Do you? - Yeah. Mm-hmm. Well, I'm already here, so... - Mmm. How convenient. [laughs] - Yeah. [phone ringing]
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9.8s
- Hello? - [Dan] Augie? We're on track tonight. Aria bar, 6:00 p.m. Do you have everything? Some of my finest work. If I may say so. What, better than that passport that got me cavity searched in Bogotá?
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2.1s
Is this what you used to be like?
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1.4s
Then I met you.
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Other Dan.
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36.8s
[in English] That was crazy sexy. Why does everything sound so much better in French? Well, it's an innately melodic language. At some point, you and I are gonna have to talk about why you never told me you can do that. - I mean, it's crazy you didn't tell me. - [stammers] We should also... [chuckles] ...talk about how insane you've been acting ever since you showed up and whisked us off to Vegas. But right now-- right now, I just wanna be here with you. I wanna be eating this amazing food, and drinking this champagne we can't afford, and enjoying each other's company, and just maybe... showing that ridiculous hotel suite some moves it has never seen before.
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2s
- Yeah. - [laughs]
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[laughs]
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33.5s
They were all bad. - You are such a hypocrite. - All bad people. You took away the one thing I'm good at because there's fake violence, and you're a serial killer? Dad, you were working for the good guys, right? McCaffrey was a father figure. I trusted him, but I was naive. I mean, it started out legit. But he got greedy and began farming us out as mercenaries - to the highest bidder. - [sighs] And as soon as I found out, I left. All right? I fought my way out, but that meant turning against my friends, my mentor, against the only real family that I'd ever known. So they've been hunting you ever since.
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- Eighteen years of lies. - I'm still the man you married. - I was just something different before. - Something different? You weren't in a band or vegan, Dan. That would be something different. You were an assassin for hire. I kept the truth from you to protect you, okay? - But our love was real. - Real? Are you serious? What, was it so real that you couldn't trust me with knowing how much danger we were in?
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15.3s
"Molly Anderson"? At least you got a real name. I'm Van. [stammers] I'm a-- I'm a vehicle. Van? Look, we can't go back to Buffalo, all right? Those lives are over. I'm sorry. I finally have a life, and you're ruining it.
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8.2s
- Thanks, Dad. - [Dan] Kyle, come back. Dad, no. You don't get to tell us what to do anymore. - Ever. - Come-- [sighs]
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3.1s
- Yes. - [sighs, stammers] I don't wanna be that guy.
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That's yours. And that's yours. And that's yours.
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1.4s
We're good.
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5.7s
Oh, my God. Guys, I almost forgot. - [chuckles] - What? [chuckles] Yeah? - Say goodbye to these. - No!
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4.2s
[exhaling heavily] There's nine other events, bitch.