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30.6s
[manager] Dan! I don't know how you do it. Guy looks like he just got himself a Lambo. Hey, one man's lemon is another man's lemonade. He just needed a squeeze. Well, it's earned you Salesman of the Month again. - [chuckles] - [engine revs] - [salesman 1] Whoo! Nice! - [tires squeal] Hey, Deb. Can you take a photo of Dan for the website, please? Uh, you know what? I actually-- [stammers] I'm sorry, I gotta get home. - It's my anniversary. - Oh, come on, Dan. You do this every time. - [stammers] Give it to Hal. - [Hal] What's up, losers? [sighs] Hal, how many times have I told you about driving on the lot like that? Cars are like chicks, Jorge. They wanna go fast.
The Family Plan
30.9s
- Okay, Kelly. That's gross. - [chuckles] You're meant to be in an editorial meeting. Yeah, I am. I-- I was. - I-- - You quit three months ago. How could you do that? You worked so hard to become editor. - [scoffs] You don't even read my stuff. - Of course I do. - I always do. - Yeah. Bullshit. You know what? I don't have time for this. Where's the chess club? We need to find your brother. Can't you tell me what's going on? Nothing. I-- I have a surprise for the family, okay? - What's the surprise? - Where is the chess club? - [sighs] - It's in the math building. Thank you, Kelly. [sighs] - Dad, wait. - What now? [sighs] He's not there.
The Family Plan
52.1s
[fan] You're awesome, dude. For real. [chuckles] I mean, thank you. I mean, this is-- this is literally the worst ever-- [chuckles] - [Max babbles] - [Jess] I'm gonna get you. [gasps] I'm gonna get you! [Dan] All right. Here, kiddo. Go make some memories. Yeah, I'm-- I don't know, this is-- It's just a weird experience for me. [fan] That's so cool I ran into you. Look at your brother. He's made a friend. - [fan] Uh, can you do the thing? - Uh, yeah. [shutter clicking] - Awesome. Thanks, Kyllboi. - Thank you. - Hey, what was all this about? - That's a really good question. - What was that about? - Yeah, and who's Kyllboi? - [Kyle] Um-- - [Nina] You know, that sounds familiar. I feel like I know who that is. - That's-- [stammers] - [stammers] No one. - It's nothing. - Oh, my God. - It's not important. - He's Kyllboi. It's his gamer tag. He never quit gaming. He thinks he's, like, famous or something now. - [Max babbles] - Really? - Big boy! [gasping] - Da. - [gasping] Da? - Is she gonna post that picture? - Um, prob-- probably, yeah. - [Jess] Hey! Did you get some rooms? Uh, no. They're all booked. We gotta keep going. - [Jess] Really? - [Dan] Yeah.
The Family Plan
34.2s
[stammers] You know about that? Yeah. Dude, that was badass. - Um... - Can I get a picture? - Um, uh, sure. - [chuckles] Jess... [sighs] ...I don't know how to tell you this, but when we get to Vegas, we're not coming home. [inhales deeply] The truth is, I haven't been completely hon-- [inhales shakily] The truth is, when we met-- - [toilet flushes] - Before I met-- All right, here we go. We've got rooms 152 and 153. Oh, can I get, uh, four of those disposable cameras too, please? Yeah.
The Family Plan
17.6s
Look at you. You're in withdrawal. Can you really not go, like, one day without blowing people's brains out? I have a brand to manage. A desensitized cog in the violence-obsessed capitalist machine is a brand? Oh, good. Trevor's here. [stammers] Do you even remember what your own personality is like? No.
The Family Plan