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- [stammers] Let me show you. - Show me what? - [Kyle] What I can do. - Laser tag? - [stammers] - You can't be serious. Single combat, okay? I-I-If I win, I get to start gaming again. If you win, the ban remains. What, I don't get anything? [stammers] Okay, fine. What do you want? A catch. Like we used to. You and me in the backyard, throwing a ball every day for six months. [laughs] Dad, I'm-- I'm not 12. Well, you're gonna smoke me anyway. Right, Mr. Brains and Reflexes? Fine. Good luck. You are so screwed.
The Family Plan
35.6s
- So, Kyllboi, huh? - Hmm. Why didn't you tell us? [stammers] I knew you'd never get it, that you'd just freak out and ban me for even longer. - Here you go. - I wasn't trying to punish you, you know. We just wanted you to have other interests. Make some friends. Be a little bit more normal. I-- I have friends. Okay? Thousands of them. People like me when I'm Kyllboi, okay? I-- I like me. But when I'm Kyle, I-I'm too shy to talk to girls. You know, I'm-- I'm-- I'm not good enough to make the baseball team. I-I'm a nobody. [chuckles] But when I'm Kyllboi, I'm good, Dad. Like-- Like pro-level good.
The Family Plan
17.8s
You're never gonna let me forget that, are you? Yeah, sure. The day I forget the snap of that latex glove. Have you told them yet? I'm working on it, all right? It's not exactly easy to work into a conversation. You know, they might think that something is up when they have to change their name and leave the country. What are you waiting for? I said I'm working on it, Augie. All right? Give me a break.
The Family Plan
18.6s
I just took it too far. - I got too comfortable. Too safe. - Mmm. - And that probably came across as boring... - Well... - ...and maybe neglectful... - ...for what it's worth... - ...I'll never do that again. - ...I really like both Dans. - Do you? - Yeah. Mm-hmm. Well, I'm already here, so... - Mmm. How convenient. [laughs] - Yeah. [phone ringing]
The Family Plan