Me, my wife, and three kids. Three? How did that happen? Do I really need to explain the birds and the bees right now, Augie, or can we talk business?
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- [chuckles] - [Kyle] Traitor.
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[sighs] Hey, guys. Just, uh, ha-- hang in there for a minute. [Jess] Dan?
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[students cheering]
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Okay, he's stopped. He's right ahead of us. [tools whirring]
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Dan, what the hell? Oh, well, we're driving 2,000 miles. We've gotta change the oil, check the coolant, pop a little extra air in the tires. I'd hate to be halfway across the desert and wish we'd checked that coolant, right? Can we not be in the car for it?
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All right. If you guys just give me a second, I'll be right there.
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- [thuds] - [gasps] [Max chuckles] - What was that? - Hey, honey. Just a little bit of a pothole there.
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[stammers] You know about that? Yeah. Dude, that was badass. - Um... - Can I get a picture? - Um, uh, sure. - [chuckles] Jess... [sighs] ...I don't know how to tell you this, but when we get to Vegas, we're not coming home. [inhales deeply] The truth is, I haven't been completely hon-- [inhales shakily] The truth is, when we met-- - [toilet flushes] - Before I met-- All right, here we go. We've got rooms 152 and 153. Oh, can I get, uh, four of those disposable cameras too, please? Yeah.
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Where are we even going? [mother] Vegas? - We're going to Las Vegas today? - Well, you said you wanted... - Now? - ...to be more spontaneous. I heard you. And Jorge said I could take a few days off. - Is Jorge the one that does... - [Kyle grunting] - ...hydromassages on Tuesdays? - No, Mrs. Kessler. Jorge is Dan's boss. Is Dan giving me a hydromassage? No, Mrs. Kessler. There's no massages today. No. The kids have a long weekend, and they're pumped. Right, guys? Guys, tell your mom how pumped you are for this trip.
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One, two, three! Road trip!
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We're gonna go find your dad.
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Call in everybody. The Swedes, Gunther, Spiros. - I want 'em found. - Well, there's no hits on their cards. Must be using cash. I've been tracking their socials, but nothing so far. Must have turned their phones off. Hey, his kid's a gamer called Kyllboi. He's pretty good.
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- Do I know you? - [stammers] I don't think so. Well, yeah. I've seen you on Twitch. You're the guy who took down Synapse live on his own stream! You're Kyllboi. Right?
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Look at you. You're in withdrawal. Can you really not go, like, one day without blowing people's brains out? I have a brand to manage. A desensitized cog in the violence-obsessed capitalist machine is a brand? Oh, good. Trevor's here. [stammers] Do you even remember what your own personality is like? No.