If this is a joke, it's not funny. It's not a joke. We're going on a family road trip. We need maps. Dude, why don't you just, like, you know-- [imitates beeping] Yeah, Dad. Why? Because he was trying to promote familial bonding... - [Jess] Mm-hmm. - ...through the forcible removal of technology. Look, I need travel help. Isn't this what you do? [sighs] Not for a long time.
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- Okay. - What's he doing? [stammers]
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[Max babbling]
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I liked you better before. Plus, he-- he treats you like shit. You deserve more.
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- Don't answer that. Oh, my. - [chuckles] God. You have been acting so weird this whole trip. But I gotta tell you, I'm kind of into spontaneous Dan. Well, you know, Jess. I mean, we all have different versions of ourselves. - And sometimes, you just-- - Yeah. - That guy with the gold chain. - Um... He wasn't with the group before.
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[Max babbles] - What did you say to her? - It was just a dad lecture. - [groans] God. [sighs] - [groans]
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Did you change because of me? No. Look, I changed because I didn't like who I was back then.
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[mouthing words] It's amazing.
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Hey. What do you say, mamacita?
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Then I met you.
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Then I became a dad. [inhales sharply] And for the first time in a long time, I felt good.
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Other Dan.
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You conned me. You're a-- a laser tag savant. No. I was a kid in the '80s. Yeah, like there were lasers back then.
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- [mouthing words] I love you. - [mouthing words] I love you.
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Come on, pal. You were good in there. You adapted quickly. You got creative. You almost had me.
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[Dan] Kyle, come on. Don't be mad.
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And I gotta admit, I really enjoyed doing that with you. I mean, it meant a lot to me.
