He says parents just tell their kids that Santa's real to make them feel better. He said they give us presents and say they're from Santa. Yeah. Yeah, a lot of parents say that. But I still bring presents to kids that need me.
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He's not coming to save us. He doesn't exist. It's all made-up.
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What's realer than that?
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No, we can hang back. Yeah. Trudy, honey?
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But, uh...
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I'll never get over the fact that you grew up like this. My therapist says I'll never get over it, either.
Ho, ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas. Hope you're on the nice list. That doesn't go over there.
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What would a Lightstone family Christmas be without groveling and infighting?
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I got great feelings about this Christmas. - You want to know why? - Yeah. 'Cause I think this is the year that Mom's gonna kick herself upstairs and choose one of us to start running the show. And I got to tell you, Jason, that I'm gunning for your ass.
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Merry Christmas, Al. Hi, Linda. Merry Christmas. - Mr. Lightstone. - Hey, Al. Hey, you back there, Tru? Yeah, I bet you're excited for Christmas. What did you ask Santa for? Not to work on Christmas Eve. Must've been naughty this year, - 'cause here I am. - Mm-hmm. Just make sure you let Santa through the gates later, Al. - Yeah. - Have a merry one, now. - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas, Al. Merry Christmas, Tru. - Thank you, Al. - Yeah.
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Hi, Linda. - Hey. - How's it going, Alva? Mm-hmm. You gained weight. Looks good on you, though. - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 'Sup, limp dick?
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I can't remember where the second one is.
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What the hell is this? You are the worst catering company on the planet. It's lengthwise, not width. Unbelievable.
