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Hashtag "blessed." He just got what I can only assume will be his first of many sexual harassment accusations. Mom paid off the school, and now the gymnasium is named after us. Of course she did. What about Tragic Mike? All I'm saying is, if I was on one of those planes, 9/11 would've ended with a bunch of terrorists skydiving over Connecticut without their parachutes. - Yeah. You like that? - Yes. Yes. - Yeah, I do like it. - Ooh. - Kiss me in front of my son. - Now, huh? Mm... He might actually be a decent actor. -Hmm. -He's been doing an Oscar-worthy job - of pretending to find my sister appealing. - Now he wants Mom to fund a film for him.
Violent Night
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Jason, let's slow this down. What are you doing? I've lived longer than any man should ever live. He's pretty much dead. What the hell is happening? - You don't need to burn money. - Okay. More. Yeah. You can't die, Santa. You have to get up. I think I used up all my Christmas magic. Sorry.
Violent Night