I mean, Santa might have some magic, but... making a little girl fly?
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Don't be too hard on your parents, all right?
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Grown-up relationships are complicated.
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I am sorry about my sister. ♪ Making spirits bright ♪ ♪ What fun it is to ride and sing... ♪ It is really nice to see you.
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Santa's just a thing adults tell kids to make them feel better, okay?
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Okay, Candy Cane. Stick one of his bozaks in there. I'm not touching his balls. What, are you a princess all of a sudden? I've seen you scoop out brains before. You want me to scoop his brains out, I'll scoop his brains out right now, but I'm not touching his junk. I don't care who does it. I better be looking at flat balls, like, in three seconds. I'll do it. Krampus. Perfect. Oh, not that guy. Not that guy. That's what I love about sociopaths. Always up for trying new things. You don't need to do this, okay? No, it's all right. Um... Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, God. Oh, my God.
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To have you here. ♪ Jingle all the way... ♪ Okay, I'm behind. Catch me up on all the hot goss. Hot goss. Okay. Um, well, you remember Bert, my sister's pride and joy. Yo, yo, yo. This is the Bert Locker living that bling life on Christmas Eve.
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It takes work. A lot of work.
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But giving you a kite, floating just beneath the clouds, well, it's about as good as it gets. I knew it. I knew you were real, Santa.
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I remember, um... when Trudy Lightstone wrote to me. She must have been about six years old, and she said that she felt lonely sometimes. She missed having a best friend. And so I brought her a beautiful little stuffed rabbit. Mr. Bunny. And then I remember the next year, and you said you had this amazing dream and that, afterwards, all you wanted to do was... To fly! To fly. To fly.
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Yeah, this is Santa.
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Mrs. Claus and I have been going on year, uh, 1,100, and...
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My daddy says there isn't any Santa.
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Just, like... Threaten 'em or bribe 'em. This isn't rocket science. Same shit we always do.
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Hi. Hey. Are you okay? I'm good. Uh... I was just wrapping something up. I ran away and hid in the attic. Okay. If you're safe... uh, just stay there and, uh, stay quiet, all right? Okay. I can set up booby traps, like in Home Alone. Okay, I don't know what that means, but, uh, yeah, do that. Just do it quietly.
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I hope I'm not bothering you.
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All right, we got satellite confirmation. Extraction team's on the go. 30 minutes. We're on schedule. Everything's good. All right, fellas. Look alive, look alive. You all know the plan, and I like my operations like I like to fuck: hard and fast with minimal cleanup. Now, some idiot gets in your way, what do you do? Fuck their shit up right! Damn right. Time to lube up.