I'm telling you, no one hired a Santa. All right, all right, all right. You're right. You're right. Let's stop it. Let's stop it. What are we doing here? Come on. What are we, amateurs? We're half-assing this. Come on. It's not called a finger cracker.
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Put your nuts in. Yummy, yummy. Stop hurting my daddy... or Santa will get mad. Ah, what a cutie. So, what do we know about Santa, little one? She doesn't know anything about Santa.
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Santa's just a thing adults tell kids to make them feel better, okay?
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Your mommy and I give you the presents, and we say they're from Santa.
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Mrs. Claus and I have been going on year, uh, 1,100, and...
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Oh, shit.
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Can you use your Christmas magic to make them love each other again? I wish I had that kind of power.
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But giving you a kite, floating just beneath the clouds, well, it's about as good as it gets. I knew it. I knew you were real, Santa.
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I remember, um... when Trudy Lightstone wrote to me. She must have been about six years old, and she said that she felt lonely sometimes. She missed having a best friend. And so I brought her a beautiful little stuffed rabbit. Mr. Bunny. And then I remember the next year, and you said you had this amazing dream and that, afterwards, all you wanted to do was... To fly! To fly. To fly.
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Don't be too hard on your parents, all right?
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Santa. Santa. Santa!
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This is Trudy.
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Swing and miss again! This is so fun. Mommy, how about another one? I got you a lot of good things. - I'll grab one. - Alva, Alva, sit down. You've already given me one. It's... It's Jason's turn. Uh... I th... I-I think I left it in the car. No, I-I saw you put one under the tree earlier. - No. It's in the... - Yeah, I did. I could've sworn. You know what, it's, uh... Y-You don't... you don't... you don't... you... It's this one, right? Yeah, I got you, bro. Come on. Thank you. It's my favorite whiskey. You can skip the note. Thank you, Jason.
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All right, we got satellite confirmation. Extraction team's on the go. 30 minutes. We're on schedule. Everything's good. All right, fellas. Look alive, look alive. You all know the plan, and I like my operations like I like to fuck: hard and fast with minimal cleanup. Now, some idiot gets in your way, what do you do? Fuck their shit up right! Damn right. Time to lube up.
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Parts of Asia, at least. We were in parts of Asia once, and, like, we couldn't even go to a restaurant. Ah, what is there a better gift than... gift of a golden opportunity?
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It's a sentimental photo of the day I was born. I remember. I was there. She doesn't give a shit.
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I mean, Santa might have some magic, but... making a little girl fly?