Ho-Ho-Holy shit. ♪ Christmas will never go away. ♪ Gertrude would never trust anybody who wasn't blood with this kind of info. So... the in-laws wouldn't know shit, which means that I can shoot her... unless you tell me where the fucking money is. Please don't, okay? It's Christmas. Shut up!
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Santa gets a candy cane, too? Yeah. Mm, okay.
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I made these all by myself. - No way. - Mm-hmm. I even made one that looks exactly like Santa. - Exactly. - Yeah.
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This year has been weird. I never got to tell Santa what I wanted for Christmas. Oh, honey. Come here. You know what? You go put your pj's on, and I will be two minutes.
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You know, booby traps don't work unless you hide them.
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It's perfect. No peeking. This house has so many chimneys.
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Is this a fucking joke? No.
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Merry Christmas to you, too, Senator.
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Where is it? Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck. - I got to watch. - Fuck!
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Oh, fuck you people!
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-Well, that makes her sound like a whore. -Okay. Oh, she doesn't even know the meaning of the word. I'm starving. Let's eat. Great. And, Mom, I think Gertrude is a beautiful name. Mm-hmm. I only call her Gertrude. - Merry Christmas, Gertrude. - Come on, Bertrude. ♪ When the kids are fast asleep ♪ ♪ Gently down the stairs we'll creep ♪ ♪ Then we'll lock and bolt all the doors ♪ ♪ Just you and me and Santa Claus ♪ ♪ We'll be as quiet as quiet can be ♪ ♪ Planting toys under the tree ♪ ♪ We'll be crawling around on all fours ♪ ♪ Just you and me ♪ ♪ And Santa Claus ♪ ♪ For soon will be ♪ ♪ That magic time ♪ ♪ When we hear that midnight chime ♪ ♪ When that flying sleigh ♪ ♪ Finally flies away ♪ ♪ We'll have a very merry Christmas Day ♪ ♪ We'll raise a toast to the team with the most ♪ ♪ The best there ever was ♪ ♪ You and me and Santa Claus... ♪ Another fucking Christmas.
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All right, I've been a sweetheart up to now. But that's all over. No more fucking games! Where's the money? Or I will shoot every last one of you and enjoy it.
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I swear, I'll blow her brains out unless you tell me where the money went. I did it! - What? - Okay. Yeah, I did it. - I moved the money. - No, d-don't-don't be an idiot. - What? - The money's our only leverage. Well, my wife has a fucking gun to her head, so... Yeah, how did you find out that we were coming, huh? I didn't. I was stealing it.
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Thorp.
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You can't trust anyone these days. I'm not sure how, but you or one of your shithead kids moved the money. And this upsets me. It upsets me in a way that makes me want to just randomly shoot at people.