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1m23s
I know. I know all about your extraction team that you affectionately call "the Kill Squad" behind closed doors. I also know that they're on their way and how long it's gonna take 'em to get here. I even know their credit ratings and their dick sizes. If you get me. Then you should also know you're already dead. We don't do ransoms. Again, I know. I know. See, I know a lot, Gertrude. I really do. Like the fact that you have 300 million in U.S. dollars sitting in your personal vault downstairs. - The fuck? - That's right. 300 million that the U.S. government gave Lightstone to quietly distribute in the Middle East to all the worst people, to grease the wheels and keep that sweet oil flowing. 300 million that... oops... Disappeared in the fog of war. Except it didn't really disappear, did it, Gerty? 'Cause you stole it. Did you know about this? Man, this family. This moneygrubbing family. Clinging desperately to your wealth, when your poor employees don't even have enough coal to keep Tiny Tim warm. What is it with you and all this Christmas shit? Talk all you want. You'll never get in the vault. Oh, oh, oh, because when you-you hit the panic button, it reset the combination? I keep telling you, I know.
Violent Night
1m0s
- ♪ Mamacita ♪ - ♪ Mamacita, ah-ooh ♪ ♪ ¿Dónde está Santa Claus? ♪ ♪ Oh, where is Santa Claus? ♪ ♪ Mamacita, ah-ooh ♪ ♪ It's Christmas Eve ♪ ♪ Christmas Eve ♪ ♪ I hope he won't forget ♪ ♪ To crack his castanets ♪ ♪ And to his reindeer say ♪ ♪ "Oh, Pancho, oh, Vixen, oh, Pedro, oh, Blitzen ♪ ♪ Olé, olé, olé" ♪ - ♪ Mamacita ♪ - ♪ Mamacita, ah-ooh ♪ ♪ ¿Dónde está Santa Claus? ♪ ♪ Mamacita, ah-ooh ♪ ♪ Oh, where is Santa Claus? ♪ ♪ Mamacita, ah-ooh ♪ - ♪ It's Christmas Eve ♪ - ♪ Christmas Eve ♪ ♪ It's Christmas Eve ♪ ♪ Mamacita ♪ - ♪ It's Christmas Eve ♪ - ♪ Mamacita. ♪
Violent Night
2m25s
Right. Did you ever have a mommy and daddy? Yeah, of course I had a mommy and daddy. I wasn't... I wasn't always Santa Claus. I had a life before this. A long, long, long time ago. They used to call me, uh... Nicomund. Nicomund the Red. You had a different job then? Yeah, you could say that. I was a warrior. A raider. A thief. And if somebody got in my way, me and Skullcrusher would... Who's Skullcrusher? Skullcrusher's my, uh... my hammer. My favorite hammer. I was a surgeon with that thing. Used to be able to take three heads, line 'em up... But why? What? Why'd you do those things? Because I was mean. And I was greedy. And I wanted gold, jewels. Yeah, I mean, if there was a naughty list back then, I'd be top dog. Well, maybe... What? Maybe all those bad things you used to do... maybe you can use them to do good things instead. To help. What do you mean? Mr. Bunny, he wasn't just a toy. That night, you gave me what I wished for. A best friend. 'Cause you're good and kind. And you mean more than just the presents you bring. That's why I believe in you, Santa. That's why I believe. Thank you. You stay hidden, Trudy, till I come get you. Stay safe.
Violent Night