Swing and miss again! This is so fun. Mommy, how about another one? I got you a lot of good things. - I'll grab one. - Alva, Alva, sit down. You've already given me one. It's... It's Jason's turn. Uh... I th... I-I think I left it in the car. No, I-I saw you put one under the tree earlier. - No. It's in the... - Yeah, I did. I could've sworn. You know what, it's, uh... Y-You don't... you don't... you don't... you... It's this one, right? Yeah, I got you, bro. Come on. Thank you. It's my favorite whiskey. You can skip the note. Thank you, Jason.
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Gun 'em down. Mow them all down.
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Whoa. No. No, no, no, no. No, Jason, no. Please, Santa. I don't want you to die.
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Santa! Oh, no. Santa.
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You gave me my "ho, ho, ho" back.
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Ooh. Merry Christmas.
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Kill anybody else you find.
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What's the card say? I think I'll just keep that between Jason and I. No one really needs to know. Right, Jason?
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Morgan's gonna save us.
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Oh, you're fizzity-fucked now. Huh? What are you gonna do? You little elf bitch. Fu... Bertie. Hashtag "blessed." Yeah! Parkour. Kill him, babe! Oh!
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Oh, uh... For your grandson. Save me a trip. It's, uh, that new video game. It's Astro Blaster, Blaster Astro. I-I don't know. Merry Christmas. How'd he know my grandson's name? How'd he know I have a grandson? - Oi! That door leads to the roof. Piss head. Go easy on him. It's Christmas.
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My God.
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Another one? Well, I'm still vertical, so I'd like to change that. ♪ Oh, ho, the mistletoe ♪ ♪ Hung where you can see ♪ ♪ Somebody waits for you... ♪ Ho, ho.
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♪ Ding, dong, ding ♪ ♪ Ding, dong, ding ♪ ♪ Have a holly jolly Christmas ♪ ♪ It's the best time of the year ♪ ♪ I don't know if there'll be snow ♪ ♪ But have a cup of cheer ♪ ♪ Have a holly jolly Christmas ♪ ♪ And when you walk down the street... ♪
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Mm-hmm. This is my, uh, fourth year as a Santa. Ah. How about you? Lost count. I forget why I started doing it in the first place. Same reason anybody does anything. The money. Money. Money. This whole planet runs on greed.
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I'm in a big room with all my relatives. There's two bad men with guns watching us.
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Yeah, Trudy. You're on my nice list. You've been a very good girl this year.
