So, I wanted to tell you, Santa, I was extra good this year, so I wrote a big list for you with all the stuff I wanted.
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Hello, Santa? This is Trudy Lightstone. I hope you're having a nice night. Mm. It's really cold tonight, so don't forget your mittens.
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That is a very special walkie-talkie. It's magic. - Magic? - Mm-hmm. What you got right there is a direct hotline to Santa Claus himself. - I can talk to Santa? - Oh, yeah. It's just like writing him a letter... but better. Mm-hmm. Now, the only thing is, he might not have time to answer you. He's delivering a lot of presents tonight. Mm-hmm. But he'll hear everything you want to say to him.
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What is it?
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Mmm. That pairs well. What do we have here? Oh, yeah. That's the stuff.
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Mmm, mmm.
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You know, Rudolph will never do this crap.
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Which one of you did that?
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You can't go two seconds without crapping on the roof like a bunch of pigeons? So unprofessional.
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There isn't room for all of us. She can fit at least two of us. Mom, take me. - Mom! - Oh. Yeah. M-Mom, can Bert come, too?
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I want Mommy and Daddy to make up so we can be a family again. Okay. Good night, Santa.
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Tinsel, Peppermint, sweep upstairs. I want all the Lightstones together.
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I really only want one present for Christmas.
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Bah humbug, motherfucker.
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Hilarious. Get him.
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Good night, Mr. Bunny.
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Mmm.
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You know, uh... Christmas is all right, but you Americans don't celebrate my favorite holiday. Oh, yeah? What? Boxing Day.
