John Leguizamo 2010 Clear all

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And you don't do anything. What do you do? You sit and you eat and you vomit those words back.

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Hi, Flora. Percy here? Percy aqui? - He's inside. - Can you tell him I'm here? - Sure. - Thanks. - Hi. - Why are you here? I'm here to see... here to see Percy. - Oh. - It's been a while. I'm glad you're here, but why didn't you call to say that you were coming? - I don't know, because... - He said he's sleeping. - OK. I'm gonna go talk to him. - No, no, wait one second. She said he says he's sleeping, but if he was sleeping, she'd just say he's sleeping, so he's not sleeping. - Let me talk to him. - Can you talk to me for one second first? Please? Come.

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- Be real with me. - I am. You've been ignoring a lot of things in your life that need your attention, like Percy.

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To make people laugh. You know how hard I work for this shit? Do you know how hard my whole staff works?

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Hm?

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I want you to be happy.

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Chocolate lava cake is not just undercooked chocolate cake. That's not what makes the centre molten.

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You think people would like this kind of food back home?

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Hi. I'm Carl Casper. I'm here to see Marvin. - Booties? - Excuse me?

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What do you say?

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You know he's here. Is this the whole reason you brought me out? I don't know what you're talking about.

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It might be good. That's where it all happened for you. That's where Percy was born, that's where you got your first job as a chef. Maybe it will just, like, clear your mind out. You think Percy would be OK with that? Percy would love it.

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I'm not dad material right now, if you hadn't noticed. I'm embarrassing. He sees all this shit on the computer. - Well... - His friends have... Maybe it's important for you to talk to him about it, then. - I just... - He needs you, Carl. I'm... I don't know him, OK? He's at a weird age. Why don't you take this time to get to know him?

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You're not happy.

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- I'll hold down the fort. I promise. - OK. You do that. Thank you.

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He say, "Just let him sleep. It's too late." No, but he's never had a real Cuban sandwich. I want him to try it.

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You're never gonna be happy here.

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- I love you, Tony. I love you. - Thanks, Chef. - Look at that. - Mmm. I love both of you. We love you, man. Let's have a three-way right here. Come on. Come on. - Hang on, hang on. - I love you, man. - I'm glad you made up with him. - Thanks. Did you take the garbage out? The truth of the matter is nobody's calling me. I got no job prospects whatsoever. - What about those offers you got? - No. It's all dried out. - Why, from the online shit? - It must be from the online thing. - Come on. - I'm like a fucking cat playing a piano. I don't even know what that means. I'm everywhere. OK? Like, I'm, like... I'm, like, a meme.

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