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- Dad? - Yeah. You got 1,653 followers since last night. - Oh, is that good? - It's amazing. Oh, good. What does it mean? It means that 1,653 people are reading your Twitter feed. Mm-hm. I thought it was like texting. Did you post anything since last night? - No. - Are you sure? Yeah, I just sent a private message to somebody. - To who? - To that A-hole food critic. You could only send private messages to people who are following you. I think you might have posted that publicly. No, he wrote something nasty about me and then I hit reply and it let me send a message to him. Dad, replies are public. Everybody can read them. And it looks like he re-tweeted it to all his 123,845 followers. And he wrote back.
Chef
34.6s
Alright, let's go. Pre-shift, guys. Big night tonight. Here's what we're doing. We're gonna go with the favourites. Starting with the caviar egg... scallop, French onion soup... frisée salad... lobster risotto... filet. And we're gonna finish strong with a crowd pleaser, chocolate lava cake. Talk to Molly about wine pairings. Let me know when he gets here. And let's have fun. Put your heart in it, people, big night. Let's have some fun. Good, good.
Chef
18.5s
Well, we do things. No, not just, like, watching something or doing something. Like, hanging out and talking. And learning things from each other. I figured, you know, with you living at Mom's house and me working all the time, when we hung out, you liked to do fun things. I think this is kinda fun. You know, just figuring stuff out. Like when you lived at home.
Chef
38.5s
Carl... Casper. So is this for sex? Eww! Is that what you're doing this for? No, I'm not doing it for that. Someone wrote something bad. I wanna see what they wrote. Good. Oh, shit. Hey. You can't talk like that. I don't care if Mommy's not around. I don't want you cursing around here. - That review went viral. - What does that mean? It means it got picked up and re-tweeted everywhere. So all these people have read the review? - Yeah. - Oh, shit. - I think it's kinda cool. - I don't. - No, I mean, us doing this. - Doing what? You know, just hanging out. We hang out all the time. No, like, hanging out and doing something.
Chef
29.7s
"Fuck Twitter". Again with the "Fuck Twitter". Why should I fuck Twitter? - You're not on Twitter? - No. You're getting too much pussy? Is that the problem? It's gotta be, right? What does Twitter have to do with pussy? Have you not heard of the term 'social networking'? - Yeah. - Well, that's what it is. - It means pussy? - Like, pussy. Or, like, getting tickets to something. - Or finding about a new band. - Flash mobs. That kind of stuff. - Anything that requires a database. - So pussy requires a database? Yeah! So show me what's on Twitter that's so bad that I should see.
Chef
24.9s
- Oh, shit, is that gochujang? - Nothing. Nothing. - Damn, you made fucking gochujang? - Yeah, that's under the squab. But he's gonna 86 it. Riva's gonna 86 it, I know. - Yo, this gochujang is good. - Don't worry about fucking Riva. He ain't gonna let you serve that Korean shit. Let me handle him. Don't worry about that. I got it. He says I can cook whatever I want. - Alright. Alright. - We're gonna cook like this. - Did you try that? Oh, hey. - Oh, man. That's broccoli rabe l'anchois. Check this out. This is ridiculous. - What you got over there? - I got...
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