We had an unauthorized landing in upstate New York.
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Of the body. Great body. The dead body.
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Doesn't anybody ever get any sleep around here?
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Whoever you are, you'll have to show me I.D.
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The Arquillians won't like this. He was one of the royal family. This is an alien... ...and you're from a government agency keeping it under wraps. He said, "To prevent war, the Galaxy is on Orion's belt."
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Interesting job you guys have.
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Not bad for your second day of work, is it? This definitely rates a 9.0 on my weird-shit-o-metre. Should've been here for the Zeronion migration in 1968.
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But then I got to the fire. I was like that with it.
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I guess you weren't even alive in '68.
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You wanna stay away from that guy.
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He's grouchy.
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I'm in... ...because there's some next-level shit going on here. Before y'all beam me up, there's a few things to understand.
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What's up, pops?
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First off, you chose me, so you recognize the skills. I don't want nobody calling me "son" or " kid" or "sport." Cool? Cool. Whatever, slick. But I need to tell you something about all your skills. As of right now, they mean precisely... As of right now, they mean precisely... ...dick.
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- Purpose of trip? - Diplomatic mission. Duration of stay? Lunch. Any fruits or vegetables?
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Humans, for the most part, don't have a clue. Don't want one.
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At any given time, there are around 1500 aliens on the planet. Most of them here in Manhattan. Most of them are decent. Just trying to make a living. - Cab drivers? - Not as many as you'd think.
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They're happy. They think they have a good bead on things.
