- That's your suburban legend? - Yeah. - Did you at least cop a feel? - No. No. Ofcourse not. You went home... listened to "Asleep," wrote a poem... Fine. Okay. Your turn.
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Are you okay? Not now, Charlie. I'm sorry.
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What about you?
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Hey, Candace.
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Welcome home, Aunt Helen. Aw! Look at you guys. Dressed so nice.
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Seeing it.
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So, you ever hear the one about Lily Miller? I don't know. Really? I thought your brother would have told you. It's a classic. Maybe. Okay, Lily comes here one night with this guy Parker. And this was to be the night that they were gonna lose their virginity. So she did it really proper. She packed a picnic. Stole a bottle ofwine. Everything was perfect and they'rejust about to "do it." When they realize they forgot the condoms. - So what do you think happened? - I don't know. They did it with one ofthe sandwich bags.
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Charlie?
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Dare. Okay, I dare you to kiss the prettiest girl in the room... on the lips. And notice I charitably said "girl" and not "person"... because, let's face it, I'd smoke all you bitches.
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That's what you did.
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They'll be gone all night.
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Shit! My parents! Shit! - Here, zip this up. - Okay. No, I got this. Just zip it up like a normal zipper! It's stuck. It'sjust...
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After that, all Patrick could talk about was college and all their futures. Alice did get into NYU film school. Patrick is going to the University ofWashington... because he wants to be near the music in Seattle. But he wasn't going to leave without organizing the best senior prank ever.
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Did you have fun on your break? More fun than you're gonna have today, Sinatra.
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Do you have a favorite band? Well, I think The Smiths are my favorite. Are you kidding? I love The Smiths. Best breakup band ever. What's your favorite song? "Asleep." It'sfrom Louder than Bombs. I heard it on Ponytail Derek's mix tape. That works on so many levels. I can make you guys a copy ifyou want. - What about Eides? You love Eides, right? - Yeah, ofcourse. They're great. Not a band, Charlie. It's a record store downtown. Things sound so much better on vinyl. You know, I used to be popular before Sam got me some good music. So you be careful. She'll ruin your life forever. That's okay. - Hey, Nothing. - Hey, Nothing. Let it go! Jesus! It's an antiquejoke. It's over. So what are you gonna do when you get outta this place? Well, my Aunt Helen said I should be a writer... but I don't know what I'd write about. You could write about us. Yeah! Callit Slut and the Falcon. Make us solve crimes. You guys seem really happy together. How long have you been boyfriend and girlfriend?
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"We will require you to take our summer session... at the main campus immediately following your high school graduation."