Hey, have you heard from Patrick? No, he told me to stay away. You don't know. Why? Why? What happened? Brad's father caught them together.
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Innocent. Worst kinda guys. Never see you coming. And parents love you. That's, like... extra danger. Yeah, well, it hasn't worked so far. You've never had a girlfriend? Not even like a second grade Valentine? Nope. Have you ever kissed a girl? No.
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Don't wake your sister.
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I wanna do Secret Santa forever!
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I, um... I just didn't think that you wanted that.
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I was 1 1. His name was Robert. He used to come over to the house all the time. Was he your first boyfriend?
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Yeah? He said he was sorry and that I was right to break up with him.
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God, what am I supposed to... You said some things about her in your sleep. I don't care. Ifyou want to get better... you have to.
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What are you doing with that plastic spork? I don't wanna bring back silverware. Derek, you're Earth Club treasurer. Come on! When my sister said "No," I thought... maybe my old friend Susan would wanna have lunch with me. In middle school, Susan was very fun to be around... but now she doesn't like to say "Hi" to me anymore. And then there's Brad Hays. Before my older brother went to play football for Penn State... he and Brad played together... so I thought maybe he'd say "Hi" to me. But Brad's a senior. And I'm me. So who am I kidding? On the bright side... one senior decided to make fun ofthe teacher instead ofthe freshmen. He even drew on Mr. Callahan's legendary goatee... with a grease pencil.
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Then I heard this old song.
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And I wouldn't make you nervous.
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What about her? Do you see her?
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We're literally making out and I'm in my bra... Hello! And the front door opens, it's my parents! I probably should have been honest about... how I didn't want to go out with Mary Elizabeth after Sadie's, but... I really didn't want to hurt her feelings.
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The prick punch is not a toy. I learned that back in 'Nam in '68. "Callahan," sergeant said... "you put down that prick punch. You go kill some gooks." And you know what happened? That prick punch killed my best friend in a Saigon whorehouse. I heard you were gonna be in my class. Are you proud to be a senior... having to take freshman shop, Patty-Cakes? Look, my name is Patrick. Eitheryou call me Patrick oryou call me nothing. Okay, Nothing.
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I know I'm quiet.
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My last class ofthe day is Advanced English... and I'm really excited to finally learn... with the smartest kids in the school. Nice Trapper Keeper, faggot. Believe it or not, she's gotten straight A's since kindergarten.
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Thanks, Charlie.
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Thanks for staying up with me. Sure. My brother said Penn State has this restaurant called Ye Olde College Diner. You have to get a grilled sticky on your first night. It's a tradition.