I mean, it's, like, the real, like Apocalypse. It's, like, the Book of Revelations, like that means there's a God. Right? I haven't led my life as though there's a God this whole time. Who fuckin' saw that coming? That there's actually a God? I'd say 95% of the planet.
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Jesus fucking Christ, man. You might want to stay away from saying that. "Jesus fucking Christ"? Why? Why can't I say that? One of the Ten Commandments. "Thou shall not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain. " Jesus isn't the name of the Lord. God is name of the Lord. Jesus, God, it's all the same. It's the Trinity. Father, Son, Holy Ghost. It's like Neapolitan ice cream. I don't even know what the fucking Commandments are. Guys, I think this is sort of bullshit, because we're all good people.
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Yes. Jay...
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Aah! Oh!
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- Franco! - Come on!
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This is no dream!
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I know why you guys don't fucking call me or hang out with me anymore. It's because I party so fucking hard.
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This is crazy! Yeah? Yeah, man, right? Look at it. A bit much. I don't think it is a bit much. I think it's right on the money. What is he, Pablo Escobar? Come on, man, this is an awesome street. Channing Tatum lives up there. Oh, for the love of... Will you stop talking about... This is the sexiest street in America. You and Channing Tatum. I think he's attractive.
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Jay. Fuck, man. It's not... Textbook twattage. And just for the record, you guys, I'm choosing to leave, you're not kicking me out. You guys had already said that I could come back in and I'm the one who said that I'm not coming back in. Don't be cocky.
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Yo, cut his fucking head off! What's going on?
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Your nails are sharp.
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No! Stop! No!
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Good job.
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Will history repeat itself?
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It's me, Jonah! It's me, Jonah Hill. America's sweetheart. J - bug, J - bone. Your friend. I would never hurt you. Get back!
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Yeah, cool. Um...
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Take your panties off!
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Hermione just stole all of our shit. Little bitty-ass 20-year-old jacked us. And then Jay suggested that we all rape her, and now she's gone. I didn't... I was just... I... I think the only reason why he did that is because Jay knows he's about fucking two minutes away from becoming the house bitch himself. So now, motherfuckers is thirsty.