Should we call Red? Get more weed? Oh, I don't know, man. That guy's gone crazy. Good thing I have a lot of fucking weed for you guys. I hooked you guys up. Now I need you guys to assassinate Woody Harrelson.
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Ugh!
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We gotta hide. We gotta hide. I know! He's coming! He's coming! I know he's coming! I don't know what the fuck to do! I don't know...
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Jonah! Jonah! Jonah, stop this! Please! Jonah, where the fuck are you? Why did you vomit on us!
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This is real! This is fucking real!
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Danny!
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Jay couldn't rape a fly. He probably could. Maybe we should just stop this entire conversation right now. If anyone's gonna rape anyone here, it's probably gonna be Danny. What the fuck, Franco? What? Why do you think I'm gonna rape somebody? I'm just trying to lay it out there. I'm not gonna rape anyone, all right? If anyone's gonna rape somebody, it's Jay. - What? - He came up with the rape idea. And his face looks like the police sketch of a fucking rapist. True. What the fuck does that mean? If anybody's raping Emma Watson, it's fucking Sir Rapes-a-Lot over here. Chill out. Hey!
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What is that?
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Jay.
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Jesus...
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Seth is your friend. We've been growing apart for years. That's why I didn't stay with him last time I was here. And I stayed with him this time to try and salvage it, but clearly that didn't work out. Jay, like it or not, those assholes are all we got.
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I know what we can do.
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Jesus, open, God damn you, open!
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Shit.
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Ew! What is that? Is that bile? I don't know. It's cold. Sniff it. No. You sniff it.
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Seth!
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What are we going back for? What are you talking about? In theory, we could just fuckin' stay here. And here, you don't have to sleep in a friggin' tent under a dick. I like my dick tent. I'm just saying, we could build a life here together, Craig. I'd be really good to you.
