I'm not fucking going. You are definitely going. Tell him he's fucking going. Tell you what, why don't you fucking go, Mr. Self-Righteous? You're constantly saying what assholes we are, how good you are. You go get us some fuckin' water.
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6.2s
All I know is I'm scared as hell, and I just want to get back to our friends. Yeah, but they're not my friends.
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8.4s
It's in my eyes! Dude! It's in my mouth! He's gone! Where is he? He's fucking gone! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!
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5.7s
Ew! What? It smells like puke. Ew! Ew! Don't get it on me! Ew!
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5.5s
Man, let's take this back to Franco's, get the fuck out of here. Uh, uh...
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2.7s
Please, God! Jesus, Jesus!
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1.2s
It's working.
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1.1s
Fuck.
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19.7s
Jonah, stay with me! Stay with me. I got it, I got it, I got it, got it, open his mouth. It's your friend, Seth. Open his mouth. Open his mouth. Open his mouth. I'll get this in there. Okay, okay. Shove it right in there. Jonah. Milky Way, Jonah. You love the Milky Way. Yummy, yum. It's not fucking working, man! What the fuck! How do we get it in there? Chew it up, chew it up and spit in his mouth like a baby bird.
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You will drown in a river of blood. The End of Days is here. You will quiver in the shadow of Kingdom Come. Judgment Day is upon you. The Apocalypse is nigh!
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7s
What the fuck was that? That's Hebrew. That's not Hebrew. It's fuckin' Latin or something like that. I went to Hebrew school for six years. That's not Hebrew.
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8.9s
Mmm! You just swallowed it, man. It's so good. Give me a bite. Mmm! The second it hits your mouth is, like, amazing.
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8.2s
Ew! What is that? Is that bile? I don't know. It's cold. Sniff it. No. You sniff it.
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2.1s
Hey, I think that's all it could fit.
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2.3s
Okay. Open it.
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1.2s
Ugh!
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18.9s
What are we going back for? What are you talking about? In theory, we could just fuckin' stay here. And here, you don't have to sleep in a friggin' tent under a dick. I like my dick tent. I'm just saying, we could build a life here together, Craig. I'd be really good to you.
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15s
Oh, fuck! Is he okay? Dude! Jonah! What the fuck? What do we do? - Do you know first aid or anything? - No. Jonah! I suck at first aid. Are you okay? Shit! Jonah? Oh, no. Low blood sugar. LBS. LBS! He's having an LBS episode! I'll get the Milky Way! You get the Milky Way!
