- None. They ask too many questions. - Who pays for this? We hold patents on a few gadgets we confiscated from out-of-state visitors. Velcro, microwave ovens, liposuction. This is a fascinating gadget. It'll replace CDs soon. I'll have to buy the White Album again. That's fun. A universal translator. We're not even supposed to have it. Human thought is so primitive. It's looked upon... ...as an infectious disease in some galaxies. That kind of makes you proud.
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Where you coming from?
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Just be calm!
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What's this?
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What about the Arquillians? We've translated part of the message: " Deliver the Galaxy."
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We need a containment crew... ... on MacDougal Street. Containment may be a moot point. The exodus continues.
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The party's over, and the last one to leave gets stuck with the check. You sorry little ingrates!
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He's not leaving town. We got his ship.
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And don't worry about the bug.
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Man!
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That's him. That's the bug! In the Edgar suit!
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We do not discharge our weapons in view of the public! We ain't got time for this bullshit! There's a alien battle cruiser about to... There's always an alien battle cruiser or a death ray... ...or an intergalactic plague about to wipe out life on Earth. The only way people get on with their happy lives... ...is they do not know about it!
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Get down!
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Kay, no, no, come on, man. You get a Series 4 De-atomizer... ...I get a little midget Cricket? Feel like I'm gonna break it.
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This guy had a serious crush on his cat.
Men in Black
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Who breaks into a jewellery store and leaves the jewels?