I auditioned for you three times and never got in because you said my boobs look like baloney.
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Great white shark. I wouldn't... Hey. What are you turd burgers talking about?
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Hi, everybody, my name is Stacie. My hobbies include cuticle care and the E! Network.
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Click on "Guy Pukes on Cat." Enough! It happened. It's over.
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Taking names, taking numbers. Join our righteous frat. If you ain't pledging Sigma Beta, you ain't worth no crap.
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Hey, Barb. You gonna audition this year? We have openings.
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Not a dude. It's not a dude.
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Do my eyes deceive me or are you a Barden Bella? No. You're one of those a cappella girls, I'm one of those a cappella boys, and we're gonna have a-ca-children. It's inevitable. You're really drunk right now. I don't think you're gonna remember any of this. No. I'm not drunk at all, you're just blurry. You okay? Yeah? Yeah. You almost fell over? No, she didn't. You know, I could... Can you pass a sobriety test right now? Yep. Can you stand up straight? See how I come right back? And I come right back. Right. Wow. Can I get you a drink? It sounds great. I'm gonna get you a drink. Go for it. I think you need to get on this level.
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We will practice every day for at least two hours, seven days a week. And I trust you will add your own cardio.
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One, two, three, four.
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Now, this is how we will become champions.
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May I?
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Yeah. Well, you saw me naked, so... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, ladies. Gather around. Ready for a show. Come on, baby bubble, wait in line. Yep. Yeah. You want some of this. I know you do. Nice. Mmm-Bumper and Donald.
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Wow. Be-caw! Be-caw.
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And do you guys wanna see a dead body?
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Me, too. I'm going to the Activities Fair with my super-good friend, Kimmy Jin.
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Now that you've puked your way to the bottom, you might actually consider me?
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Follow me. There's only one group on this campus worth joining.
