When I piss, I try to piss on an officer. Also ruins their day.
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It's lucky we both now live in the new Soviet Union or you and your wife and your family would be a pile of dust on the floor of a crematorium toilet.
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Yeah. Put all the bloodshed behind us.
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My father's going to die. I'm going to have you to look after me. I mean, I may as well just shoot myself like Mother.
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...that one destroyed, thank you. Good luck with the performance tonight, by the way. - Thank you. - Nerve-racking, so many notes. - Yes. - Like your one to Stalin.
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Let's make this a test of your discretion, shall we? Of course. Of course.
The Death of Stalin
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Your name rings out. Malenkov the hero. Good lad. Vasily's face when the planes flew over.
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Is this magisterial enough for you all? This charade? This is a lavatory! Well, you should feel at home, then, you little coil of shit. Fuck me. Georgy's eyes really do follow you round the crapper. It's weird. Why did they hang a picture of my grandmother in here?
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- Ruched? - Would you stop with this?
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- Like a rock... - I know. ...that's sinking and... But I'm confident of everlasting life.
The Death of Stalin
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I thought we'd banned those freaks. Sneeze on the bastards as they go past. - Did you invite them? - No. - Ask Beria if he invited the bishops. - Don't give me orders.
The Death of Stalin
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You remember that famous photo of Stalin and the little girl? Yes. Well, I was thinking a photo of, you and the girl. Continuity.
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- How many? - 1500. - Dead? - Yes.
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Bobrov!
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All right, girls, the Snow King does not approve. Wait over there.
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Stalin's love of the nation was unwavering. So must we now take our unwavering pain, our unwavering love, and with it build an unwavering, unwavering... future.
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Yes, I'm working on my speech. It's good.
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- All right, all right. - This... This is a travesty! You are all witnesses to a criminal... criminal travesty. Come on! I demand... I demand... Fuck you! I demand my rights under Article... - Will you stop banging? - Read it, Georgy. - Here's your trial. - Spit it out. - Marshal? - Comrade General Secretary! - Get on with it! - Read it. You're judging me! You're judging me! - I judge you! - Fuck you! I judge you! I judge all of you. All of you. - Where's the logic? - Nicky, read it. Would you like me to read it for you? - Read it, Nicky. - Come on, Nicky, read it. "You are accused "of using your position as Minister of the Interior - "to plot against the Soviet Union... - Traitor! ...with the goal of forwarding the interests of foreign powers." Foreign powers? Which one, the fucking moon? "You are also accused of 347 counts of rape, "of sexual deviancy and bourgeois immorality and acts of perversion with children as young as seven years old." Exotic for old Beria! Seven years old! Rapists! Rapists! You are the rapists! Error! Error! Error! - Get on with it. - "Petra Nikova, aged 13. "Nadia Ranova, aged 14. Magya Holovic, aged seven." Would you like to read the list yourself? "You are accused of treason and anti-Soviet behaviour. The court finds you guilty and sentences you to be shot." I rescind that. Take him out. No, please!
