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Play with my balls.
Birdman
Oh, for God's sake, are you getting drunk? I don't have to be drunk to say what I think. We're not drunk. We're having a few drinks. Exactly.
Birdman
Do me a favor. For once in your life, honest to God, shut up for a minute.
Birdman
...you want to know about real love, there's this old couple...
Birdman
Leave her alone. If you're not drunk, don't talk like you are.
Birdman
I rode with him in the ambulance to the hospital.
Birdman
...had a car wreck, out on the interstate.
Birdman
I missed my last two periods.
Birdman
You're not funny!
Birdman
You've had more than a few. What, are you counting?
Birdman
And he told me it was because he couldn't see her...
Birdman
So, I went up to the mouth hole and I asked him.
Birdman
...through the eyes. Couldn't see his wife.
Birdman
I am so tired of this. Is this water?
Birdman
I mean, it was killing this guy.
Birdman