If you make a toy that's impossible to let go of, then how do you ever expect a child to grow?
M3GAN
6.6s
With m3gan around, she'll take care of the little things, so you can spend more time doing the things that matter.
M3GAN
12.8s
You see this pen? A short, sharp probe to the cerebral cortex would cause full body paralysis and could even cause the victim to bite off their own tongue. Perhaps then you might appreciate just how useful I can be.
M3GAN
1.5s
Careful. It's spiky.
M3GAN
1.7s
Would you maybe want to talk to him?
M3GAN
1.5s
Do you wanna see?
M3GAN
20.7s
Does she think we took Dewey? Oh, who knows? I... She just needs someone else to blame, but she'll get over it. I know it was you, Gemma! I know it was you! You just wait and see what happens. Hey. The hell is wrong with you? I just said not to come up here. Come on. Come on. Shouldn't be banging on people's windows. Do I have to put a court order or something?
M3GAN
5.2s
Anyway, if there's anything that you wanna tell me that you didn't wanna tell the police officers...
M3GAN
1.5s
That was pretty funny.
M3GAN
40.9s
Cady, you lost your parents. The worst thing that could've happened to you in this world happened. And it is so unfair, and there is nothing anyone can say to make sense of it. Not even m3gan. I am so sorry. I should've talked to you about what happened. I didn't know what to say, so I did the only thing I knew how to do. But she's not a solution, she's just a distraction. I can't promise you that these feelings you're feeling are ever gonna go away. But I can promise you that you'll get through it. We both will.
M3GAN
4.3s
I Don't know how you're not throwing up from looking at that. I'm pacing myself.
M3GAN
1.5s
Download in progress.
M3GAN
19.8s
Hey, I'm sorry about today. I shouldn't have put you in that position if you weren't feeling up to it. It worked out, didn't it? Three, two, one, I win! Hey! Anyway, I just wanted to say that... hey, hey! M3gan, turn off. Why did you do that? M3gan, turn on. Because I'm trying to have a conversation with you. M3gan, turn off.
M3GAN
1.2s
Oh...
M3GAN
1.3s
M3gan?
M3GAN
25.7s
Great job. It was my friend Jenny's birthday. M3gan's an excellent listener. This guy told them that the 13th floor was haunted. Right. and they accidentally... And she even has a few stories of her own. "If it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be, but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." "Said tweedledee." She'll never run out of ways to keep your child occupied, and she'll never run out of Patience. Cady. Seriously, flush the toilet.