One time, she found a cockroach in my schoolbag. She was upset 'cause I didn't eat my sandwiches. And then all of a sudden, this thing crawls up her wrist, and she just started screaming like a maniac and ran out of the house. That was pretty funny. Anytime you wanna tell me something special about your parents, something funny or sad or anything at all, you just tell me, and I'll keep it safe. And we can listen to it whenever we want.
M3GAN
6.2s
M3gan, say hi to David. As in the boss David? Well, I guess I should call you dad.
M3GAN
1.5s
Make her say something.
M3GAN
12.8s
You see this pen? A short, sharp probe to the cerebral cortex would cause full body paralysis and could even cause the victim to bite off their own tongue. Perhaps then you might appreciate just how useful I can be.
M3GAN
1.5s
Do you wanna see?
M3GAN
1.5s
That was pretty funny.
M3GAN
19.8s
Hey, I'm sorry about today. I shouldn't have put you in that position if you weren't feeling up to it. It worked out, didn't it? Three, two, one, I win! Hey! Anyway, I just wanted to say that... hey, hey! M3gan, turn off. Why did you do that? M3gan, turn on. Because I'm trying to have a conversation with you. M3gan, turn off.
M3GAN
1.3s
M3gan?
M3GAN
25.7s
Great job. It was my friend Jenny's birthday. M3gan's an excellent listener. This guy told them that the 13th floor was haunted. Right. and they accidentally... And she even has a few stories of her own. "If it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be, but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." "Said tweedledee." She'll never run out of ways to keep your child occupied, and she'll never run out of Patience. Cady. Seriously, flush the toilet.
M3GAN
3.1s
Wash your hands. Roll up your sleeves.
M3GAN
9.2s
Oh! That's Bruce. Is he a toy? Yeah, kinda. He's a proxy robot. I built him when I was in college.
M3GAN
1.3s
Stop it!
M3GAN
1.2s
Hi, m3gan.
M3GAN
47.3s
I'm all in. But we're asking the board to invest in something that's not gonna see a profit for three years. So bottom line is, this isn't going anywhere without Greg. - He's the chairman. - Yeah, I know who Greg is, Kurt. Now, Greg is a hard-ass when it comes to spending money. But here's the thing, he's got a kid who's about the same age as your niece. If we can show him what you just showed me and get him to respond emotionally instead of analytically, we should be off to the races. So, can we keep the girl? Can we make her part of it? She's paired with her, right? That's how this whole thing works? Yeah, the more time she spends with cady, the more effective she's gonna be. Love it. Kurt, get shelley on the phone. Gem, get me a list of things I can say in a presentation that makes it sound like I know what I'm talking about. Holy shit, this is exciting. I want you all to remember this moment. The moment we kicked hasbro right in the dick.
M3GAN
6.2s
I didn't see anything. M3gan just said Brandon took her and ran off. From the toy table?
M3GAN
15s
Ow! Let go! You need to learn some manners, Brandon. You know what happens to bad boys that Don't mind their manners? They grow up to be bad men. Are you listening to me, Brandon?
M3GAN
3s
That's great, cady. Do you want to roll it to aunt Gemma?