Welcome home, Gemma. You have six unanswered voice messages and five tinder notifications. Elsie, turn off.
M3GAN
2.6s
Oh, my god. What the...
M3GAN
1.6s
M3gan?
M3GAN
5.8s
Are you even aware of the shit Tsunami that just swept in over this furzeez spot? I'm sorry, what?
M3GAN
2.1s
Security! Help!
M3GAN
26.1s
Allow me to tell you a little bit about my wormhole. I was born in a sandwich hat, and I wolf many cabbages. Uh... This isn't supposed to happen, obviously. Just give me one moment. Sorry about the noise. - Gem? - One second, Cole. It's probably just a race condition. It'll take me a minute to fix. Gem, it's not a race condition. I might have forgotten to put in the polypropylene barrier. Oh, no. - God. - Tess, turn it off! I can't.
M3GAN
6.5s
She's very impressive. Yeah, thank you. We're still in beta, but we're all pretty excited.
M3GAN
14s
Kind of the way mom used to. Look at that face. That kid's not just surviving, she's thriving. Now, imagine what a toy like m3gan could do for hundreds of thousands of kids all across the world. Even the ones who Don't have dead parents.
M3GAN
3.3s
Cady, I'm sorry. Come here.
M3GAN
15s
Ow! Let go! You need to learn some manners, Brandon. You know what happens to bad boys that Don't mind their manners? They grow up to be bad men. Are you listening to me, Brandon?
M3GAN
3.2s
Ow! Stop! Don't! Stop!
M3GAN
13.3s
But as of next year, it's gonna be the only toy that matters. Ladies and gentlemen, she's the apex of 21st-century technology wrapped up in four feet of silicone. And her name...
M3GAN
6.3s
You made her cry. That was not my intention.
M3GAN
1.3s
M3gan?
M3GAN
4.8s
Can you tell me your whereabouts last night? I was here. All night? Yeah.
M3GAN
6.6s
Make her say something! She's paired with me. She won't play with anyone else.
