Okay, can I have everyone off your phones and looking at me? Now, when m3gan is revealed, it's really important that we get big reactions. I Don't wanna see any blank faces. Especially from you young kids, okay? So, we're gonna do a little rehearsal. On three, two, one...
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I know it doesn't look like much right now, but, um, we will make it feel cozy somehow. I promise.
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Are... are you trying to make a connection? Huh? Oh, no, no, no. God, no. I only mention it 'cause we figured it was an accident. Then I found the kid's ear up this bank 200 yards from where he was killed. Entire thing was ripped clean off. Sorry, I shouldn't laugh. Point is, we're also treating that as a potential homicide. If you remember anything out of the ordinary from that day, we'd sure appreciate it.
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Here.
M3GAN
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Okay.
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He was hit by a car.
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So, how would you like to help me make a flower decoration with nothing more than some colored paper and a rubber band? Cady?
M3GAN
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Right, m3gan?
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The new model 3 generative Android from funki is a fully autonomous humanoid robot with features never before seen in the consumer market. Here are all of aunt Gemma's collectibles, and this one is my favorite. Oh! I have more awesome toys in my room. Come on. Come on. Sculpted from a titanium core, m3gan's designed to withstand whatever life can throw at her. She comes equipped with an a17 bionic fusion chip and can be fully customized through six different silicone skin pigmentations. But the most exciting aspects about m3gan are the features still to come. Through our own unique approach to probabilistic inference, m3gan is on a constant quest for self-improvement. Whether it's diagnosing children with specific learning differences or merely reminding them of the way science is all around us... Cady, you should use a coaster. Why do I have to use a coaster? Coasters help to avoid water marks, especially on wooden surfaces. - But how does the water get outside the glass? - That's a great question, cady. It's actually caused by the difference in temperature outside the glass, which pulls moisture from the air. Crazy. It's insane, right? Studies indicate that a staggering 78% of a parent's time is spent dishing out the same basic instructions. Oh, my god. Cady, you have to flush the toilet. It is not that hard. So we found someone else to pick up the slack. Cady, flush the toilet.
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How could you do this?
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Oh, um... I Don't... I Don't think I really have any kids' books here right now, cady. Um, but that's okay. I can download one on my phone.
M3GAN
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Transparency looks good. Yeah, well, for what we paid for it, it better. Okay, here we go. Happy.
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Just give me one minute.
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Do you see this pen?
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Recalibrating response model. M3gan, turn off.
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Cady.
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Dewey!
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There's another member from the family we didn't tell you about.