You know, she said you were the one when you showed up with those little grocery store flowers. You had 'em gripped so tight, you crushed the stems. I did. I did. [chuckles] I was… I was nervous as hell.
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Hmm. Strawberry. I like strawberry. Vanilla.
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What are your favorite flavors of ice cream?
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Give me a hug. -[Maddy chuckles] -Mmm.
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Wherever you are, I wanna go there too.
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Wherever you are, I wanna go there.
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Don't cry. I'm not gonna cry.
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So let's go home.
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Oh hey, stay away from that tuna casserole. The one in the middle tastes like ass.
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-[man] Matt. Hey, man. -Hey. What's goin' on?
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-You good on the fish? -[Matt] I don't want the fish, man. -[Jordan] How you doin'? -Good. You? [chuckles] I'm doin' fine. Here you go.
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[Matt] Oh, here we go. This is, uh… this is your diaper rash ointment for you. This one's Maddy's. Just do… do his separate. Here. Just put yours over there so she knows that you have to pay for the stuff that you got for your problem by yourself. And this one's the one I'm paying for for Maddy. -That's yours. This is Maddy's. -Okay. He says situa-- I mean… -Bumps. -Bumps. But it's… it's shavin' bumps. -On your butt. -[Jordan] Not on my butt. -I have shavin' bumps from shavin' and-- -On your… And I saw a video that people use diaper rash ointment to keep their skin clear from gaining shavin' bumps. That's why I got such a smooth neck. -Look how-- -You look great… -I look great? -Yeah. See, look at that. Yeah, she said I look great. Ask to see his butt.
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Okay. Why do you keep acting like you dumb, huh? Because I didn't see it, I'm acting like I'm dumb? You acting like a dumb mother-fudger right now. -Don't cuss at me in front of my child. -I didn't. I called you a mother-fudger. Why are you sayin' "fudge"? There's a baby. I don't wanna curse in front of the baby. So why not just choose another word? I did. "Fudge."
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See, it's not… Just reach under and flip the switch. I did reach under. It's broken. You've always been so impatient. Stop. This ain't got nothin' to do with patience! I'm telling you I'm trying to do it, and you just-- I can't! I can't, Mom!
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[laughs] I don't have no kids. This is for my friend. This for his baby. You know, man, he's buyin' all this stuff. [laughing] He's paying for everything.
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I don't see it. I don't see the eighth 4… 44-millimeter screw. I don't see it. You're not even looking for real. Look… look next to your shoe. Look.
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Man. You know, your daddy is a witch. Yeah, I said it. He's a dumbass witch. [Maddy cooing]
