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[Matt grunts] [Matt] No, Mom. Listen to me. You don't understand. I'm seri-- It's just, like, she will not stop cryin'. She won't. Well, sometimes I would sing you a little lullaby, and that would quiet you right down. -♪ Twinkle, twinkle, little star ♪ -[Maddy continues crying] ♪ How much Daddy needs a bar ♪ [in low tone] ♪ Go to sleep, Maddy ♪ Try to sing higher. [in higher tone] ♪ Go to sleep, Maddy ♪ ♪ Maddy, go to sleep Maddy, go to sleep ♪ -♪ Go to sleep, Maddy ♪ -It's not working, though. ♪ Maddy, go to sleep Maddy, go to sleep ♪ -[claps loudly] -Oh no, that's-- No, that made it worse. That-- Well… She's not a clapper. -[Matt] She just won't stop. -[Jordan] Listen to your daddy! Your daddy said go to bed, Maddy.
Fatherhood
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Um, I guess I'm kind of surprised you're still single. All those hot single moms at the kiddie park. Stop it. Stop. There's nothing hot about single parents. We are overworked, sleep-deprived, covered in baby vomit. -That's hot. -That's hot? -It's hot. [laughing] -All that is hot? -You're funny. You're very funny. -You've just been through a lot.
Fatherhood