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-You like it? -Yeah. No, this is, uh… this is somethin'. Maddy, I don't know if we can keep this goin'. Why not? Well, because they're… they're walls. Our house isn't the house for this. Grandma… Grandma's house, those walls are the walls you wanna write on because all her walls are white.
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[Matt] Oh, here we go. This is, uh… this is your diaper rash ointment for you. This one's Maddy's. Just do… do his separate. Here. Just put yours over there so she knows that you have to pay for the stuff that you got for your problem by yourself. And this one's the one I'm paying for for Maddy. -That's yours. This is Maddy's. -Okay. He says situa-- I mean… -Bumps. -Bumps. But it's… it's shavin' bumps. -On your butt. -[Jordan] Not on my butt. -I have shavin' bumps from shavin' and-- -On your… And I saw a video that people use diaper rash ointment to keep their skin clear from gaining shavin' bumps. That's why I got such a smooth neck. -Look how-- -You look great… -I look great? -Yeah. See, look at that. Yeah, she said I look great. Ask to see his butt.
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The first thing I want to say is that I love havin' you here. I know you do. [Matt] No, I… I love it. But what worries me is that if you're here… you know, if you're… if you're here for an extended period of time, we're gonna end up gettin' on each other's nerves. In just six months? That's why I was thinking maybe you could leave when my mom leaves. What would I look like goin' home before I know that you are capable of taking care of my newborn grandchild? How are you ever gonna know if you don't let me do it? [Jordan] That is a great damn point. Huh? Forty-love. [laughs] Forty-love, Matt. Here you go, brother. Look what I got for you, huh? What is that, Jordan? -I got you a pet. -That's a goldfish. And let me tell you somethin', kids with pets are really happy. Also, they don't get any allergies. Did you know that?
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[Matt grunts] [Matt] No, Mom. Listen to me. You don't understand. I'm seri-- It's just, like, she will not stop cryin'. She won't. Well, sometimes I would sing you a little lullaby, and that would quiet you right down. -♪ Twinkle, twinkle, little star ♪ -[Maddy continues crying] ♪ How much Daddy needs a bar ♪ [in low tone] ♪ Go to sleep, Maddy ♪ Try to sing higher. [in higher tone] ♪ Go to sleep, Maddy ♪ ♪ Maddy, go to sleep Maddy, go to sleep ♪ -♪ Go to sleep, Maddy ♪ -It's not working, though. ♪ Maddy, go to sleep Maddy, go to sleep ♪ -[claps loudly] -Oh no, that's-- No, that made it worse. That-- Well… She's not a clapper. -[Matt] She just won't stop. -[Jordan] Listen to your daddy! Your daddy said go to bed, Maddy.
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