Neighbor? Maybe I felt like a neighbor. -Big… bigger, older neighbor. -Got ya. And I don't wanna get all sappy. I'm not gonna get all sappy. You don't have to really get into-- [Howard] I'm not… I'm not-- No, no. But what I wanna say… I'm very glad I didn't fire you.
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9.1s
I got nothin', guys. I'm out. I fold. -[grunts] -[Oscar] I'm goin' all in. You kiddin' me? Look at this. Bam. Queens. -What do you have? -What do you got?
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-It's a girl. -I heard her. I heard what she said. [doctor] Oh, sorry. Were you waiting to find out? You would've knew that if you were our regular doctor, who chose this week of all weeks to go to Maui, which is insane. -Why not go bodysurf? -[chuckles] You know, it's just our first kid. Also, she's still breech, so I wanna schedule a cesarean for this evening. -For this evening? -[doctor] Mm-hmm. Well, I haven't even set up the crib. I didn't-- Are you serious? See, I knew I should've taken care of it. You told me to take it off my list. 'Cause I wanted you to take it off your list. I'm handling it. I got it. That's really reassuring. -Honey, I'm handling it. [chuckles] -Are you really ready for this? Yes! No-- Who's really ready? Like, what does that mean when you say, "Are you really ready for this?" This evening? Can we do it tomorrow?
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9.4s
I don't see it. I don't see the eighth 4… 44-millimeter screw. I don't see it. You're not even looking for real. Look… look next to your shoe. Look.
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2s
That's part of what I like about you.
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2.1s
-I'm not… I'm not cheering that. -[Matt] I did it.
Fatherhood
2.2s
[indistinct chattering]
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2.2s
[Maddy crying]
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4.9s
I said, "No ringin' the damn bell." [doorbell rings] I'm gonna kill somebody.
Fatherhood
1.4s
We have to do this soon.
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8.6s
We weren't. We were not in the area. But I stopped, and I… I got some flowers that say, "Sorry for being an idiot."
Fatherhood
1.3s
Don't dress me.
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1.2s
Yeah.
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3.7s
[Oscar] The snacks are okay. Not super international, but they do have Brazil nuts.
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3.8s
-For what? You wanna play some poker? -I don't know how to play poker.
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6.2s
-All right? -Mmm. Yeah. -Yeah? -Yeah. [woman] Okay, baby, it's time to go to bed. Are you gonna sleep in those?
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1.2s
Yeah, it's a cartoon.
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10.4s
If there's one piece of advice that I could give you about bringing up a kid… Let go.
