[Sister Kathleen] Here we have a rule that all girl students wear skirts. Rules? We don't need no stinkin' rules. That's what my dad says. Okay. Well, your daddy signed a paper when you were first accepted at this school, and he agreed to follow the rules.
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-What? -What do you mean? What was that? You don't see the diversity just walked past? Huh? -All the flavors. For all of us. -Okay. I gotta get going, man. I'm going home.
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I'd like for you to let Maddy come and stay with us sometimes.
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What is that?
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Mmm.
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I'm not on Tinder. And what are you-- How do you know about Tinder? Where are you gettin' this stuff?
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Look, Matt, um, now, I know you don't really wanna hear this, but, like, honestly, none of us thought you would've did the job you did. Hmm. [Jordan] We thought you didn't have a chance of taking care of this little girl by yourself. Honestly, you did a way better job than any of us thought you would do, man. You should be proud of yourself, man. You did that. -I mean, she ain't die, right? -[laughs]
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Want me to take you? I can give you a ride. No, she needs to get to her little nap. You want a little nap? Oh God. Matthew, today was a good day for you as a parent. You keep all these little victories like you had today in a little box inside you. They'll be your most prized possessions.
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You know, I've never seen, like, a… like, a person pass or anything. But, um, you know, I've seen a squirrel pass. It makes you wonder about the circle of life. But it's not really a circle. It's like a line. -'Cause there's a beginning and an end. -Hey, Oscar.
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You're a good mom. [Matt chuckles]
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You think you can do this, but you can't. Raisin' a child, that's a… that's a nonstop, all-day, all-night affair.
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[Maddy continues crying]
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Your father is tired. -That's not abuse. Yeah, that's not abuse. -Yep. That's borderline. [woman 1] My nipples are so cracked, I'm scared to even look at them. [woman 2 laughs] Is it weird that breastfeeding kind of turns me on a little bit? [woman 1] My husband wants sex.
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Come on, Maddy. What? What? What? What? What? What? What? Roller coaster. Come on, Maddy. Here it is. Goin' down this track.
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[Maddy crying]
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Good talk.
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-[Jordan] Matt. -[Matt] Excuse me. -Excuse me. -Matt! Matt! Matt! Hey, hey, Matt! -What, man? -What's up? Where you goin'? What do you mean, where I'm goin'? Home! -Why are you leavin'? -Because I'm not havin' a good time. What? We got girls back there. We're taking shots, having a good-- I don't care about no girls, man. What makes you think I care about girls now? Man, I brought you out to have a good time. I don't want your version of a good time, Jordan. I don't want it. Okay, look. I get it. You haven't been out since Liz. -But it's-- -Shut the-- Hey, man.