Uh, yes, there are, but I'm thinking about sending you straight to college. So, we won't have to worry about that, okay?
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Mmm.
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-[whirring] -[Matt] Here we go. Here we go. -Huh? Huh? -Okay. Vacuum, yeah. Come on. Shh. We're gonna vacuum. We're gonna vacuum. Hey, Maddy! -Hey, hey. Whoa. -[Matt] This vacuum sucks. -What's going on? -Come on, Maddy. What's going on now? What are you doing? -What's going on? -He's doing the vacuum thing. -[Matt] Here, let me take her. -The vacuum thing? -Okay. -She likes the vacuum noise. -Hey! Hi. -[Maddy crying] [Howard] Uh, Matt's got a baby. [Matt] Hey, I apologize for storming out like that. But she goes on these crying jags, and it's impossible to really get her to stop and calm down. -Does she wanna try sucking on my pinkie? -No. -I used to help with my kids. -No. Howard, no. -They loved to suck on the pinkie. -Not sanitary. Maybe this will help, mate. It's, um… it's a white noise app.
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You know, Maddy, if you could have only one parent, I wish you could've had your mom.
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Are you going out? Yes. Rose is coming over, and Daddy's gonna go out.
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So if you don't like it, then we gonna find somethin' else. But if you're not afraid, then guess what?
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It's really good. It's really… It's got, like, a tang. -It's all right, man. It's okay. -Like a tangy-- [sighs deeply] Come here.
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[Maddy] Is Swan still here? [Matt] Yes. She's actually in the hallway. -Is she gonna stay here? -Not tonight.
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[Maddy crying]
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-I'm a joke, okay? Lis-- -Matt, you're not a joke. Maddy is doing great. She's moved up to the 60th percentile in weight and 70th in height. You can start feeding her when she's hungry.
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-[Oscar] Yeah, yeah, it does. -Huh?
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Hey, come… come here. Come here, Maddy. -Come here, come here, come here. -[Maddy] What? -Hey. -Hey.
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Cute baby, papi.
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[kisses]
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-Damn it, you read the same article. -Okay. Jordan, this is… this is-- [sighs] All right, I'm bullshitting you, man. I'm sorry. Excuse my French. I hate this fish. You remember Tanya? She gave me this fish. Tanya broke up with me and left this dirty-ass fish in my house. Can you take me to the baby store?
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-I love you. -[Matt] I love you too.
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Give me a high five or something, a hug. Come here. -I mean… -You are brilliant. You a genius. Gotta be to make sense of all that stuff you just said. Don't be a hater. I wanna-- Look, you are so smart. You definitely don't get that from your daddy.